UGLY PEOPLE = EPIC FAIL.

I only root for ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE in life; I'd sure as FUCK never buy an album by an ugly old fat chick.

HOT CHICKS ONLY NEED APPLY.

Better luck next time, uglies. Oh, wait. There IS no next lifetime.

In other words, this old biddy got FUCKING OWNED, who cares about her, LOOKS ARE ALL THAT COUNT IN LIFE.

And if WOMEN are gonna judge ME by that STANDARD, or the standard of WEALTH, I'm sure as FUCK gonna return the favor and be HONEST and say I have ZERO INTEREST in any chick who isn't HOT AS FUCK, between the age of 18 and 30, and looks like a fucking mannequin.

In a world of KINGS, the LEXMAN is a fucking god.

BOW TO ME. FUCK UGLY WOMEN. They suck.

Lex, in spite of your occasional ability to sound intelligent, most of the time you are just a sad, pathetic fucking moron. And I don't mean that in a nice way.

Voynar...

Where's the review of 17 Again? How hot was Trachtenberg? She has the greatest lips ever.

Anyway, sometimes I have to concede I wish I didn't have such issues with women. And could be all casual about such matters.

Maybe if I'd had a sister growing up or something, I wouldn't have been conditioned to view them in such reductive terms.

But basically, being a denizen of L.A., where looks and power count for everything, I have little choice but to respond in kind; Being a broke postproduction douche who drives an American car, I don't exactly have chicks clamoring for my jock. At least not the kind of women I find arousing.

Hence my frustration. Basically I am only attracted to dumb, hot women who wear oversized sunglasses and fit the Paris/Nicky/Nicole/Kim archetype that I find "sexy."

I do not find everyday plain Janes "sexy."

But when I get rich, you can bet your ass that suddenly those chicks who won't look at me now will be LINING UP for the Lexman.

It is the way of the world. Both genders are equally complicit.

Kim, I would have paid money to see that look on Simon's face. Thanks for the link so I could see it for free.

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