Welcome to Hollywood
Now take off your clothes.
By now you've seen the trying-desperately-to-be-notorious cover of Vanity Fair's March issue, which pretty much sums up what it means to be young, famous and female in Hollywood.
Scarlett Johanssen deserved an Oscar nomination for Match Point. Keira Knightley got one for Pride and Prejudice. Yet there Knightley is, naked and pissed off, with some guy chewing on her ear.
The guy is designer Tom Ford, hailed by Vanity Fair as a genius because he's "all about work, work, work," (page 120), because he imagined Munich star Eric Bana "in a Speedo" (p. 126), and because he got down on his hands and knees to tie Harvey Weinstein's shoelaces. (p. 126)
If that's the definition of genius, give that man a Nobel Prize.