Kevin Smith: Thanks For Sharing
Writer/director Kevin Smith did his best to promote CLERKS 2: he did hundreds of interviews, he met fans at promotional screenings, he bashed Good Morning America's Joel Siegel, who noisily walked out of a critic's screening during the bestiality scene.
And Smith fucked his wife Jennifer and told us about it on his online diary. His hot wife, as he often reminds his readers. Two journalists who spoke to him a couple of weeks ago told me that he began the conversation—or performance—by lying down on a couch, making a great show of yawning and then saying, "I'm soooo tired—I just got done fucking my wife."
Great. Thanks for sharing.
Maybe he'd like to make a movie sometime?
Ever since CLERKS (whose garage rock cool was ruined by one long, dumb dick joke), The Onion, ">Smith's filmmaking career has been more about talking the talk than anything else. His ten year old viewaskew website is more accomplished, with a clearer point of view (self promotion) than any of his films.
I'm delighted to hear that Smith might be sitting in for Roger Ebert for a few weeks. Who better than Smith, the pop culture critic who broke down the absurdities of STAR WARS and LORD OF THE RINGS, to review the dregs of summer movies?
The Onion ">sums up Smith's career.