Uwe Boll Boxes Boys, Fears Chick Critics
As expected, bad movie director Uwe Boll (HOUSE OF THE DEAD) boxed four male movie critics -- novice fighters all -- to ignominious defeat in a Vancouver, BC publicity stunt.
"They all showed some balls getting into the ring with me," said Boll, inadvertently revealing the real point of the whole event: Getting a close-up look at other guys' balls. (Female critics were not permitted to smack the shit out of the video-game wrecker, no matter how much they slight his tiny oeuvre.