Mrs. Moviefone Wants To Paint Your Pubic Hair
Does your carpet match your drapes?
Now you can be sure it always will.
Cue the clip from Paul Verhoeven's WWII thriller BLACK BOOK, in which the brunette heroine mixes up a peroxide rinse to go undercover--way undercover--as an Aryan princess. ("What a perfectionist," leers her Dutch resistance boyfriend, before diving in for a closer inspection.) That Verhoeven, what scamp! But darn it if he ain't a visionary, too.
From Radar Online, the resurrected magazine that ought to be on your essential reading list:
"New York socialite Nancy Jarecki (who's married to Moviefone man and CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS director Andrew Jarecki) has launced a line of pubic hair dyes called Betty." For $20, those unhappy with their hair-hue can "safely" dye their nether tresses Black, Brown, Auburn, Blonde, and Fun - which appears to be pink.
Nancy Jarecki would like "Betty" to become a cute and socially acceptable name for "mons pubis" -- because all the other words are so clinical, ugly or dirty.
Mrs. J gamely answers a key question: how permanent is the dye? A lot of people ask, "If I'm having oral sex with my girlfriend, will it come off on my face?'"
The answer, she swears, is no. The Betty dye will hold.
So go on! Have sex all the sex you want. Swim. Play tennis. Ride horses on the beach. Fool those Nazis, BLACK BOOK heroine. The Betty dye will hold fast.