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April 30, 2007

Rating the Jack Valenti Obituaries

From Gawker, a chance to pay tribute to former MPAA chief Jack Valenti in a way that he would have appreciated.

The Gawker Weekend Ratings Board (an anonymous group of Americans) has determined which tributes are suitable for which audiences.

http://gawker.com/news/de-facto-censorship/rating-the-jack-valenti-obits-256278.php

Keep your young ones away from the NC-17 rated Washington Post obit. ("For sustained anti-social content, often involving bondage and/or sadomasochism, including one scene of head-kissing and one scene of the human body used as an ottoman."

April 09, 2007

Where Were the GRINDHOUSE Girls? (How To Hate Away Half Your Audience)

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This will not be an essay about the wrong bad billboards for CAPTIVITY, a horror movie whose advertising was aimed, as the mother of one traumatized girl told the Los Angeles Times, "directly at your subconscious." (Isn't that where ads ought to strike us?) And should it be a surprise, during this wave of idiot-teenager-in-peril movies, that a studio (or its subcontractor) would get desperate or careless in the selling of yet another undistinguished genre movie?

This is about another instance of marketing gone awry -- the selling of GRINDHOUSE, which despite hype, high awareness among movie fans, the charm of big name directors Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, and decent critical support, opened this weekend to a meagre $11 million, well behind sillier kid-oriented fare like BLADES OF GLORY and MEET THE ROBINSONS.

Variety's Anne Thompson cuts through the box office spin and gets to one problem: high costs and a longer than planned running time, which meant fewer showings per day. Despite a promise to the Weinsteins to deliver a double feature of sub-sixty minute mini movies, Rodriguez and Tarantino insisted that "Planet Terror" and "Death Proof" ought to be longer. As long as the directors wanted them to be. (Isn't it clear now who's running the show over there, when the director of the langourous, almost-great KILL BILLs puts his foot down twice in a row?)

But the studio, not the directors, that commissions the advertising.

That marketing campaign was downright nasty. Even if you account for the formulaic nature of movie trailers (stars! action! money quotes!) the message sent to me -- a Tarantino fan, an action fan, a horror fan -- was "This movie's not for you. You're not invited."

What did I see?

Rose McGowan, scantily clad and terrorized. Rose McGowan, prosthetic leg shoved onto her/into her by some guy. Rose McGowan, prosthetic leg/machine gun. (Um...hooray, Rose McGowan? Go get 'em?)

Crazy doctor turned into melting zombie, going after wife and small son. (I'm all for zombie movies, but the gross melting human/chemical waste scenario has a limited fanbase)

And Kurt Russell. Love that guy, in his badass Snake Plissken mode. But something was off here. The trailer suggested that "Death Proof" was nothing more than a car chase/crash instigated by Kurt Russell, playing a stalker and killer of women: Yeccch. I had no idea, until I saw the movie, that his character met his match in a carload of tough, sexy young women -- These are vintage Tarantino characters -- hilariously rude. a quartet of Uma Thurmans or Jackie Browns that female movie fans will love. (And guys will idolize.) And Russell, as creepy as he is, portrays a character far more intriguing than the trailers indicate.

A word about the fake movie trailers by Edgar Wright ("Don't"), Eli Roth ("Thanksgiving") and Rob Zombie ("Werewolf Women of the S.S."). In every case, the trailers are funnier than the actual movies they're parodying. Only Wright seems to notice that type of movies they examine are so twisted -- diseased, even, that jokes about them are infected, too. I wondered if Tarantino and Rodriguez couldn't have found one female horror director to write or direct a trailer -- or at least get one of the Splat Packers to parody a Grindhouse genre that was a formative experience for boys and girls of the drive in era: the women in prison picture, complete with (male) hostage taking and escape sequence.

One CAGED HEAT reference would have gone a long way to undo the undertone misogyny in the film -- and overtones in GRINDHOUSES ads and hype.

Update: April 16. Mark Harris of Entertainment Weekly tells QT to put away childish obsessions, arguing that "Death Proof" is a creative dead end for the writer/director who's capable of better. I enjoyed the second half of Grindhouse more than the first (and it wasn't just the the jolt of my caffeine break kicking in), but I do think it's kind of embarrassing to see Tarantino, in "Planet Terror," portraying a puke-talking rapist who's so disgusting you can't even look at him. The character, the entire scene, was loathsome. (I admit it: that's when I looked at my watch and crept out to the lobby for coffee, thinking, "When will Edgar Wright's trailer be on?"

What do you think?

April 08, 2007

Time To Light Up: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Is Here

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The movie: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS

The stars Frylock, Master Shake, Meatwad and human people Todd Field, Bruce Campbell, Sarah Silverman.

The pitch When an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the balance peace, it's up to the Aqua Teen Hunger force to run away from it. Peril escalates with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past to strive for ultimate control of the sinister deadly device.

The story behind the film: 2D animation, two years in the making. "75 minutes of material so unhinged it makes the TV show look like the MacNeil-Lehrer Report" (Love the dated reference, Los Angeles Times--Robert MacNeil retired a decade ago. But then, AQUA TEEN fans probably haven't moved from the couch in that long, either.)

The audience: Will have the munchies and be giggling like hyenas..

BLACK BOOK's Breakout Star Talks About...Everything

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Dutch people talk about everything. It's Americans who are shy, says Carice van Houten, the breakout star of Paul Verhoeven's BLACK BOOK.

And she does mean everything. When I met van Houten in Toronto last year, Black Book had just opened to enthusiastic reviews in her homeland and at the Venice Film Festival. After a couple of days of interviews, she was still laughing about reviews by critics -- "all men, English men, you'll see?" -- who excitedly remark upon the heroine's 1) nudity and 2) attention to detail in hair-dyeing. What followed was a charming and funny Q&A that unfortunately didn't make it into this Boston Globe piece.

Below, the unedited piece -

By Justine Elias, Globe Correspondent - April 8, 2007

NEW YORK -- The breakout star of "Black Book," Carice van Houten, has earned comparisons to goddesses of Hollywood's golden age: Marlene Dietrich, Jean Harlow, and Greta Garbo.

Like those bewitching and sometimes-blond bombshells -- and some of director Paul Verhoeven's previous femme fatales (Renée Soutendijk of "The Fourth Man," Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct") the 30-year-old Dutch actress seems poised to spring from obscurity into full-fledged international stardom. In person, though, Van Houten is hardly the wily seductress she portrays to be in "Black Book."

Gone are her crimson lipstick and platinum locks -- she's dyed her hair back to its natural light brown. Dressed in fashionable designer jeans and a wool wrap sweater, van Houten looks like a wide-eyed college freshman exploring New York for the first time.

"You know what? I ordered a beer [and] forgot they ask for your I.D. all the time here," she says . "Hey! Take me seriously! I am a grown-up."

Her candor and self-deprecating manner are typical of her countrymen, she insists. "Dutch people talk about everything," says van Houten, whose parents work behind the scenes in educational and public affairs television back home. "It's Americans who are shy, I think. The nudity in ' Black Book '? Not shocking. European audiences would demand it if it wasn't there."

What surprises van Houten are questions that go unasked about her star-making role as Rachel, about the heroine's religion and cultural identity, the reason she is betrayed and persecuted: She's a Jewish woman in Nazi-occupied Holland. Making the film has led the actress to think hard about moral and historical issues that had long remained undiscussed in her home country.

You were a rising theater, TV, and film actress in Amsterdam when you landed the role in "Black Book"--not exactly an unknown. How has making the film changed your life?

Carice van Houten: The happiest thing is that we made a good film and that's been a great success in the Netherlands, and it's all been important for our film industry. Most happily was doing all this and finding someone I love.

You mean your co-star, Sebastian Koch, [from "The Lives of Others"] who plays the German Gestapo officer whom Rachel's assigned to spy on?

CvH: Yes. As soon as I heard who else was cast in the film, I looked him up, saw his photo, and thought, "He looks interesting. I hope he's a nice guy." And he was. He is!


Few actors are so open about a new romance, especially one that began on the set. Have you ever regretted talking about it?

CvH: Later on, I thought, maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Because this sort of thing is gossip. At home in Amsterdam, I can still walk down the street and be left alone. If I am recognized, people are sweet and say, "Good for you about the movie." But if they start asking other things that have nothing to do with the movie, then it's not so funny.

Any apprehensions about working with Paul Verhoeven?

CvH: I really liked "Basic Instinct," and love Sharon Stone in that. Paul and Gerald [Soeteman], his co-writer, create such memorable roles for actresses in all his movies -- strong, complicated women, whether you like them or not. Mostly I was nervous about being in every scene. And singing. Singing to me is a much more vulnerable state than even being nude onscreen. Meeting Paul put me at ease. He has a creative mind, a free mind. And if you meet him, you'll see that he still has a mischief in him. He remembers what it is to be a little boy, fascinated, and a little scared of women, and you can see that in his movies.

About Black Book's now-notorious pubic-hair dye scene: Rachel, a brunette, goes undercover for the Dutch Resistance, disguising herself as a blonde. A true blonde. In a word--
CVH: --Ouch! Peroxide burn. Can you imagine? Crazy! That's how they really bleached their hair, to get it really white-blonde like a movie star. The hair on the head, I mean. Filming it, seeing it onscreen, I laughed. I think girls find that scene extremely funny, because of the crazy things we women will do to ourselves in the name of -- you know, we think we should look pretty for men. The really hurtful scene, the more historically true one, was the way Rachel singled out and called a collaborator, a whore.

Did you think of Black Book as strictly a historical film, or does Rachel's story tell us anything about what's going on in Holland – or anywhere in the world – right now?

CVH: These events were based on real ones. But now seeing it, I do think: what has really changed? Have I personally learned anything? People ask, "How did you prepare, as a non-Jewish woman, to play this role?" When I was cast, I thought, I don't have dark eyes, I don't have strong nose." And by saying that, I realize that's saying something about me. That I have an image of what a Jewish woman would look like. Of course there are brown haired, red haired and blonde Jewish people. For me, the most famous Jewish girl from my country is Anne Frank. I'm happy that in Black Book, the heroine has blue eyes and light brown hair. And the German isn't the blond, blue eyed cliché. The only real preparation, hint, I got for Rachel was from a friend who is Jewish. He said of his mother and sister: "They are strong women." That's what I thought of, and used, playing her.

Rachel -- and you -- are the most sympathetic of Verhoeven's heroines, even as her fight to survive turns into vengeance. Did you always like her?

CvH: Yes, I did. Very much. Even though she's a hero, she makes exactly the same mistakes as everybody else. She's looking for the person who's killed her entire family, and when she finds him, will she say, "I forgive you," like a princess in a story book? You can see how difficult it is for this woman at this time in history -- or for any one of us as a human being, if you lost those people that you love -- to forgive. Until we can do that, it's never going to stop. Hate, revenge. It's never going to end. A movie like this makes you wonder: What would I do?

PAYBACK Time for Brian Helgeland--Finally

Looking for something cool to read? Pick up anything by Donald Westlake, whose novels and short stories you know even if you've never read them -- that's how often the writer's work has been adapted for film.

The best known is John Boorman's POINT BLANK, the 1967 version of The Hunter, with Lee Marvin as revenge seeking-thief. When Warner Bros. released a second adaptation starring Mel Gibson -- doing a creditable job in the badass avenger role -- writer/director Brian Helgeland was said to be unhappy about about the final cut. Though Helgeland had just won an Academy Award for writing L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, somebody (the studio? Gibson?) got anxious about the then-nice-guy star playing such a hard edged leading role, and edged Helgeland out of the editing room. The result got mixed reviews and middling box office success.

Finally, as Dennis Lim writes in the Los Angeles Times, Helgeland got a chance -- as part of a DVD set -- to restore the PAYBACK he wanted to make. Excised scenes and a new, retro-sounding score make for a different and better movie. Check it out. It's worth the wait.

http://www.calendarlive.com/printedition/calendar/suncal/cl-ca-second8apr08,0,16444.story?coll=cl-suncal

A Westlake Filmography


THE HOT ROCK
TWO MUCH

Screenplays

Cops and Robbers (1973)
Hot Stuff (1979)
Supertrain (1979 - TV Pilot)
The Stepfather (1987)
Father Dowling (1987)
Why Me (1990)
The Grifters (1990)
Fly Paper (1993)

April 04, 2007

Peabody Wins: Spike's New Orleans Doc, Showtime's BROTHERHOOD

The Peabody Awards are a short list of the best in TV, radio and news public affairs -- public service -- works. Many of these titles are available on DVD -- others are available for free download on the TV and radio network websites.

No suprise to see the Peabodys recognize HBO's WHEN THE LEVEES BROKE, Spike Lee's heartbreaking and passionate cry for justice for the city of New Orleans. And the cable net's much-awarded costume drama ELIZABETH I, with Oscar winner Helen Mirren as the warrior queen, also gets a nod.

It's great to see Showtime's BROTHERHOOD, a moody, complex drama of an Irish-American family with crime and political ties, getting some recognition. The show's second season will start production soon. THIS AMERICAN LIFE, the radio series from WBEZ/NPR, recently made the jump from sound to vision - it, too, is on Showtime.

April 02, 2007

24: Rigid CTU Boss Bill Buchanan Secretly Quite Flexible

The fascinating things one learn in the New York Times Sunday Arts section: In a long overdue profile of '24' character actor James Morrison -- the silver haired, serious man, former Marine type CTU boss who's got a hotline to the White House, terrorists and terrorist-slayer Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) -- it is revealed that the sleek, whippet-thin, ramrod-straight looking actor is secretly quite flexible.

Morrison is a certified yoga instructor who's been teaching for five years. He tells writer Walter Dawkins that yoga has helped him play Buchanan. “There’s so much insanity and so much dysfunction in the story that it craves an element of balance,” said Mr. Morrison, who lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Riad Galayini, and their 7-year-old son, Seamus. “I’m a yogi, and that’s what I try to bring wherever I go.”

Even more surprising: Morrison is an ex-circus clown. (The crying on the inside kind, obviously: he hated that job, he says) and tightrope walker. "It did prepare me for being an actor,” he said, “because as bad as it can get in Hollywood trying to make a living, nothing compared to how bad it was in the circus.”

MORE 24! Reiko Aylesworth (aka CTU's plague-surviving, Tony-loving Michelle Dessler) talks to New York magazine about the tick-tick-ticking clock and the show's rising absurd-o-meter.