Is it real? Wax? Silicone? Shiloh?
The TomKat baby has yet to be unswaddled, but there's plenty of baby Shiloh to go around. And there'll be more of her if the temperatures stay as high as they are. Tomorrow (Wednesday), the Madame Tussauds waxeteria in Times Square will feature its first celebrity baby, pouting waxenly in her bassinet alongside the doting faux figures of her parents, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
The Brangelina duo is made of wax, while Shiloh is pure silicone -- perhaps in homage to the nip 'n' tuck Hollywood scene in which she'll one day come of age.
The museum will donate $1 to charity for every photo taken. They should also donate $1 to Shiloh's future analysis bills for when she grows up to find that every tourist in America has an intimate-looking picture taken with her while she appeared to be sleeping. Where were her parents when all these strangers used her as a photo prop?
Waxing philanthropic.