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August 15, 2006

MyFoxBoratSpace: A very big chocolate cake, I also like to start fires

956726472_l.jpgThat crazy Kazakh, Borat, canny conniver that he is, seeks friends and playmates on MySpace: "My hobbies: trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate cake... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires. Interests: Music, I like very much Korki Buchek, and bald homosexual Elton John... Movies: My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress. Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno." [Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan opens November 3.]

Posted by Ray Pride at August 15, 2006 08:35 PM

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