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February 01, 2008
NSFW Haters in a Hostile World, (2/2008, Arin Crumley)
I am somehow in awe of Mr. Crumley's persistence. [Context, links, NSFW lyrics and tech notes at the jump.]
This is a mash up of real hate comments and hate mail I got in reaction to my last video. There is so much more that I couldn't fit in that you can read in the 4 main places I collected the hate:
http://williamsboard.com/topic/55003/...
http://gawker.com/350200/of-the-dozen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Qaj6...
http://arincrumley.com/social-checks-...
Also to note is that I've received two video responses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xXK_...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RemJE3...
One is a parody and the other proposes to be a video made by the himself. A commenter on his youtube channel seems to think the name of this poster is Adam Pearse. I'm currently looking into the validity of this video.
Also because the hatred commentary is presented in the form of a song, I had to write everything and change lines around and mash things up to get it to ryme. Here is my script I was reading while performing the song.
HATERS IN A HOSTILE WORLD - LYRICS:
Fuck you I hate you and your
stupid stuff that got stolen too.
Go back to california and get your daddy to buy a new bicycle.
Asshole.
I stole your video recorder you cunt!
and I'm going to use it to film my big dick getting put inside of ya
and post that as a video response on YouTube entitled . "Fuck You"
Hey man Thats a Nice Suite but your totally fucking trippin. Dude!
That microphone looks like a dildo and so do you.
Shit gets took Nigga!
They sold your bike to buy crack. And your never gonna get your wallet back.
Faggot! Face it, you have to replace it, Meanwhile I'm going to use your
passport as a dull knife to slice your balls off. CUNT!
And now your videos on gawker, life is so unfair
But it make me feel better that they also hate you over there.
Ignorant insane stupid douchebag fool.
You remind me of a retarded kid that I used to throw eggs at in school.
who the hell walks around carrying 30 maxed out credit cards??
I HATE YOU WITH THE FIRE OF 1000 YOUR OWN HERPES SORES.
Hey everybody.
I'm I asking too much to organize a hit?
ANTE UP! LET'S KILL HIM!
FEED HIM TO THE WOLVES ... HE's an IDIOT
Nice tie fucker but I don't feel sympathy.
You make me want to spit at my computer screen. GOD HAVE MERCY!
Your Creepy and a Hippy and a Commy
and you remind me of a friend I used to have that tried to molest me.
Stop your vicious bitch screech about communism
your a whiny Williamsburg version of Gollum.
And if I see you in Canarsie at night in that outfit
I will personally take that opportunity to grab your neck and slice it.
imagine being a criminal and seeing an unlocked bike and a JACKET FULL OF TREASURE
just sitting there and then some flim flam fruit gettin blitz...That why they took your shits.
Can't you see it from their point of view! You Deserved it!
And by the by...
Kill yourself.
ENDING:
Give me back my shit X2
You don't need it
ANd I need it
(refrain)
(Then get shot in the back with a machine gun and then to the head with a hand gun.) Sound effects available upon request.
MUSIC:
The chords I'm playing during the hate comments are D, A, B, F#, G, A.
But my guitar is tuned 3 half steps lower. Then at the end I do a similar chord progression which is D, A6, B, F#.
I think I'm right about calling it A6. But it's basically the index finger baring the three higher strings on the second fret.
Also I used sound affects provided by Sound Track Pro. If anyone needs these, just let me know.
Posted by Ray Pride at February 1, 2008 08:44 PM
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