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September 05, 2006

'Helen Mirren Fucking': The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Vol. IV

As regular as rent checks and expired MetroCards, so the beginning of the month brings a purging of the Site Meter record at Reeler HQ. That is right: It is again time to reveal 30 of the most inspired cosmic accidents to bring readers my way in August. Maybe it was the heat, or maybe it was just a single Dakota Fanning item, but you people just get more and more depraved.

As usual, I could not and would not make these up, heavy on the sic, etc. etc.:

--Shyamalan genius

--matthew barney is a fraud

--helen mirren fucking

--voter disenfranchisement arkansas charlie daniels

--burka jokes

--stanley, please stay away from my tits

--cock sucking jake gyllenhaal

--Anjelica Huston porn

--"David Edelstein" and "ear" and "nose" and "throat"

--hate cindy adams (Bonus: from Beijing, China -- Ed.)

--articles resembled with raunchy musics making teens wants to do sex

--if dakota fanning could go to any state what would it be?

--is a.o. scott a man

--Is Manohla Dargis a woman or a man?

--is david kirkpatrick a jewish name

--is it wrong to go naked infront your 12 year old daughter

--maria bergman in nature valley granola bar tv commercial

--who is lindsay lohan's new best friend? "katy frame"

--alexander payne asshole

--ways to say fag

--widest cunt contest

--worlds largest tow truck

--powerpoint on hgh school freshman orientation

--puerto rican, welfare, ghetto, loud music

--female energy vaginas soul sex

--ass number one

--singer eaten by a bear

--woman that like to fuck and middletown;ohio

--autoerotic death photos pictures

--I just wanted to find a fucking diagram of a fucking oil filter for a fucking 2000 toyota avalon

PREVIOUSLY: 'Famke Janssen Fucking': The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Part I (June 1, 2006)
'Anne Hathaway Fucking': The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Part II (July 3, 2006)
'Rani Mukherjee Fucking': The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Vol. III (Aug. 2, 2006)

Posted by stvanairsdale at September 5, 2006 01:05 PM

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Maybe it's telling you that you should not swear as much, especially when talking about hot Hollywood actresses. :)

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 5, 2006 04:41 PM