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March 31, 2005
Preston Sturges' Rules Of The Box Office
1. A pretty girl is better than an ugly one
.2. A leg is better than an arm.
3. A bedroom is better than a living room.
4. An arrival is better than a departure.
5. A birth is better than a death.
6. A chase is better than a chat.
7. A dog is better than a landscape.
8. A kitten is better than a dog.
9. A baby is better than a kitten.
10. A kiss is better than a baby.
11. A pratfall is better than anything.
Still true? Have any additions?
Posted by poland at March 31, 2005 05:35 PM
Comments
Anything is funnier than farting, vomiting, peeing, pooping and groin injuries.
Posted by: TheBrotherhoodOfTheLostSkeletonOfCadavra at March 31, 2005 05:53 PM
Watching 10 secs of Robert Duvall is better than 20hours of Robert Rodriguez.
Posted by: jeffrey boam's doctor at March 31, 2005 08:47 PM
20 hours of rodriguez is considered torture in third world countries
Posted by: bicycle bob at April 1, 2005 06:39 AM
20 hours of him and Banderas is torture.
Posted by: Mark at April 1, 2005 03:03 PM
A whisper is better than a shout.
A shadow is better than a light.
The language of cinema is better than any spoken language.
Posted by: GrrBear at April 2, 2005 07:13 AM
A whisper is better than a shout.
A shadow is better than a light.
The language of cinema is better than any spoken language.
Posted by: GrrBear at April 2, 2005 07:14 AM
Stupid double post! :(
Posted by: GrrBear at April 2, 2005 07:15 AM
A pratfall may be better than anything. But it sure helps to have Eddie Bracken around to do it. (Or William Demerest. Or Betty Hutton. Or...)
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