« Are These The Worst One Sheets Of The Year? | Main | 20 Weeks - Why We Award »

November 03, 2005

Welcome To The Suck (A Jarhead Theory From a A Reader)

As a reader/fan of yours, I think you've misread Jarhead. I saw an advance screening and here's my interpretation.

Who cares if Sam Mendes is "shockingly unwilling to connect with deep emotion"? I don't think that has anything to do with the types of films he wants to make. If you think there's some evidence in his earlier work that he cares about emotion, then maybe he failed here. But I don't see any inclination that he wants to tug at your heartstrings. American Beauty may have had that effect, because you end up caring for the main character, but otherwise it's really static and formal.

I think Mendes makes films that are exercises. And Jarhead succeeds as an exercise in gay metaphor. By emphasizing the male bonding rituals that go on between the troops, Jarhead is the gayest war film of all time.

Recipe for gayest war film of all time:

1. Combine macho homophobic comments of soldiers with showering together (loads of slapping of asses)

2. Mix in tight bonding (note the pairing-off of sniper teams) of often topless hard-bodied troops (even the stereotypical nerdy recruit is ripped)

3. Juxtapose with sub-theme of cheating by far-away girlfriends and wives (including one who is said to only wear her boyfriend's military clothes and have a soldier fetish)

4. Equate shooting of gun with masturbation (x10!)

5. Add General who keeps saying he's getting a hard on while speaking to the assembled male troops

6. Simulate gay group orgy to embarrass Sergeant

7. Climax film with scene about as close as you can get to a literal circle jerk (firing guns into the air until all their rounds are spent)

This film is comparing war with busting your gay cherry. Or, if you want to get all film-crit 101 with it: the sexualization of war. They're all waiting for their first kill, to fire a shot, to do something, anything! And everything they do while waiting is highly sexualized. And then when it doesn't come, when nothing happens, it's like the biggest cock-tease in history.

Most of the early reviews I've read have not pointed any of this out, so I'm starting to feel a li'l bit crazy.

As you point out and I agree with, there are definitely some flaws with Jarhead (including a feeble attempt at a "message" at the end with the Viet Nam vet). But it is so over the top with its (homo)sexuality that it's worth seeing to piece it all together. I may even pay to see it again. Remember how Desert Shield was billed in the media at the time as the first war fought with a large number of women troops? Not one to be seen in this film. The only women here are in photos, most posted on the "Wall of Shame".

What do you think? Am I crazy?

Posted by poland at November 3, 2005 01:18 AM

Comments

Reminds me of something written by Robin Wood about the John Wayne movie with a scene of two other cowboys cruising each other and mutual masturbation ending in ejactulation. The movie is Red River and it's a scene of Montgomery Clift and another guy checking out each other's guns and shooting them off.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:36 AM

ummm... o...kay...?

Why on earth would Sam Mendes want to make a war movie that's actually a subtextual film about homosexual initiation?

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:12 AM

Dave, have you seen Red River? Because it's almost impossible to watch that scene without noticing just how gay it really is. Even this straight girl can see it.

Posted by: Martha Fischer [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 04:36 AM

Yes, I wouldn't bring it up just to dismiss it. People forget how much sexual subtext there is in lots of war movies. Sounds like Jarhead may be following in the tradition of Full Metal Jacket more than Three Kings.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 05:35 AM

It makes sense...the anti-war message in "Brokeback Mountain" is just as strong.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 06:18 AM

And next someone will say "Star Wars" is postmodernism incarnate. Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Blackcloud [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 06:55 AM

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:35 AM

compared to classics like full metal jacket i don't think jarhead will hold up.

Posted by: bicycle bob [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:42 AM

According to this reader, Jarhead is a gay fantasy world?

Posted by: Bruce [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:45 AM

Now every movie Jake Gyllenhall does with have a gay subtext? Come on. I can't buy that one. I guess I'll have to see it to really know but that seems like its taking a big jump.

Posted by: Josh [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:49 AM

Now I fully expect a love scene between Jamie and Jake. With Chris Cooper yelling at them during it.

Posted by: BluStealer [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:53 AM

Good to finally know what "welcome to the suck" means.

Posted by: Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 10:55 AM

Crow inspired me to change the header...

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 11:52 AM

This post from Dave made me want to take a shower.

Posted by: Terence D [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 12:17 PM

This perspective on the film and the film itself sound a lot like Calire Denis' "Beau Travail."

Posted by: Paul Hackett [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 12:52 PM

Obviously noone has seen the movie, but do the people who disagree have any basis or does their argument just consist of "no way. that's stupid"?

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:19 PM

and maybe 3 people in the world know what beau travail happens to be.

Posted by: bicycle bob [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:19 PM

I have a deep fondness for movies that depict military life. I get to compare it to what I know first hand. I have read Swoffords book. A decent read. Nothing really new. I don't expect the movie to be groundbreaking either.

Posted by: Angelus21 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:21 PM

So maybe the others should go see it.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:21 PM

Here's a review that hits the relevant points:

http://online.tvguide.com/movies/database/showmovie.asp?MI=42308

Homoeroticsm, the boring daily routine, etc.

Posted by: Paul Hackett [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:23 PM

Maybe you should see it. You seem to have many opinions on something you have yet to see, dave l.

Posted by: Angelus21 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:23 PM

Hate war movies.
Love Jake G.
Worlds colliding.

Posted by: BluStealer [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:24 PM

This writer may have messed up a bit. Jake's gay movie is Brokeback Mountain. Not Jarhead.

The hot rumor is Hollywood is that Jake is really playing for that team and not just on camera.

Posted by: PandaBear [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:28 PM

This the same argument that they say about every Joel Schumacher work.

Posted by: LesterFreed [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:32 PM

i've only liked one movie from gyllenhall. that was donnie darko. what else has he been in thats been good? day after tomorrow was garbage. moonlight mile the same.

Posted by: bicycle bob [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:39 PM

I don't think I said a single thing about Jarhead that wasn't speculation based on this blog posting. Obviously you haven't seen the movie either, right Angelus?
Lester, the Schumacher Batman movies are the gayest things ever. Nipples on the batsuits.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:39 PM

dave l is a homophobe. Cover your eyes, boys and girls.

Posted by: Josh [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:42 PM

Gyllenhall ha of course been in some crap, but "October Sky" was pretty solid, "The Good Girl" was good, and "Proof" was all right. "Brobeck Mountain" has been getting pretty good buzz, and I'm betting that Fincher's "Zodiac" will be interesting. I never saw "Lovely & Amazing," but I heard that it was okay.

Posted by: Paul Hackett [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:43 PM

Josh, I'm in fact gay. LOL.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:47 PM

Any Fincher movie is on the short list for most interesting film. Especially with such material like the Zodiac killer.

Posted by: Angelus21 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:49 PM

lets just say i don't think the people behind jarhead want this post getting out touting its big gay thing.

Posted by: bicycle bob [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:53 PM

True on Fincher. And the book on which the film is based is very creepy/disturbing. I wonder after "Fight Club" how much freedom they're giving Fincher, but I know, for instance, that he pulled out of "Lords of Dogtown" when they didn't give him everything he wanted, so I would guess that he has pretty much free reign over the project.

Posted by: Paul Hackett [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 01:53 PM

No Oscar buzz. Middling reviews. This movie will be lucky to crach 25 mill.

Posted by: joefitz84 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 02:50 PM

This post will be a lot more interesting tomorrow, when people besides Dave Poland have actually seen the movie.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 02:52 PM

If this movie stinks, dave l, has to apologize.

Posted by: Sanchez [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 02:55 PM

Every major critic has seen this already and its already off the board at every Oscar pic site. That doesn't look good for its prospects.

Posted by: Bruce [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 02:57 PM

Sam Mendes misses wide right?

Posted by: LesterFreed [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:01 PM

Why do I have to apologize? I didn't like Road to Perdition.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:01 PM

It's going to bomb. You can say I was right on saturday morning.

Thanks.

Posted by: joefitz84 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:07 PM

I just happened to be reading a piece in Harper's this month about war movies by Lawrence Weschler, and he quotes "Jarhead" usefully:

""There is talk," Swofford wrote, "that many Vietnam films are antiwar, that the message is that war is inhumane...But actually, Vietnam films are all pro-war, no matter what the supposed message, what Kubrick or Coppola or Stone intended." Swofford went on to allow as how Mr. and Mrs. Johnson in Omaha or San Francisco or Manhattan might well watch such films "and weep and decide once and for all that ware is inhumane and terrible, adn they will tell their friends at church and their family this," but Corporal Johnson at Camp Pendleton and Sergeatn Johnson at Travis Air Force Base...and Lance Corporal Swofford at Twentynine Palms Marine Corps Base watch the same films and are excited by them, becuase the magic brutality of the films celebrates the terrible and despicable beauty of their fighting skills. Fight, rape, war, pillage, burn. Filmic images of death and carnage are pornography for the military man; with film you are stroke his cock, tickling his balls with the pink feather of history, getting him ready for his real First Fuck.""

Maybe it's about the sexualization of war, more than homosexuality--that's my guess.

Posted by: Kit Stolz [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:29 PM

I think you nailed it on the head, Kit.

Posted by: Bodhizefa [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 05:45 PM

I think Jarhead could get up to $40mil, but yeah, it doesn't seem like it's heading to any blockbuster numbers. What did Three Kings get?

I really love it when people complain that certain actors haven't done anything good, despite the fact that they've only been around for a few years! Although, raising the issue of quality with Jake's movies is at least a better argument than raising the issue that some people always bring up when discussing him - his "bankability".

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 11:04 PM

Interesting theory, but any movie made with mostly men can draw scenes and metaphors to homoeroticism.

I'm going out on a limb and saying this movie is going to top 70 million, based on the draw of the cast and director and the marketing blitz that has the teasers placed anywhere from NFL games to cooking shows. Many people thought American Beauty was a pile of crap that didn't go anywhere, and I loved it, so I'm planning on juding this one for myself.

Posted by: shftleft [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 11:48 PM

Oh, and according to IMDB Three Kings grossed 60 mil.

Posted by: shftleft [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 11:49 PM

True about all-male movies, but some are more homoerotic - or at least more aware of it - than others. This may be a valid theme of the movie or only an exagerrated theory, we'll have to see the movie to judge.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 01:00 AM

all male movies are homoerotic? ur looking into it way too much.

Posted by: bicycle bob [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 08:14 AM

Jarhead. 35$ million total BO.

My best guess.

Posted by: Terence D [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 08:16 AM

Let's remember Three kings had 3 pretty big stars in it. Clooney, Marky Mark, Ice Cube.

This has Jake who has never brought a crowd. Jamie Foxx who everyone knows has a bit part and no one else.

Posted by: Bruce [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 08:18 AM

The modern interpretation of war films and prison films as homoerotic subtext is basic text 101 in most film schools.

The thing is, because it is so common and now cliche to comment on the homoerotic subtext of these films as such it is now entirely possible that the theory has become reality and directors are now making these films with this subtext in mind.

Ironically, even though the films that the subtext theory was based on actually did not contain the subtext itself.

I have not seen Jarhead. Nevertheless, it would not surprise me if there was an intentional subtext although perhaps not to the extreme that the reader prefers.

The reading of homoerotic subtext of buddy cop films is also someting that is as old as the hills (okay, as old as the sixties) and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang plays with that formula.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 10:19 AM

Probably just the studio trying to get the gays to the theatres. Marketing. Always marketing.

Posted by: PandaBear [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 02:22 PM

More likely the film student crowd.

Posted by: dave l [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 02:30 PM

The film student crowd. A whole 30 people. HUGE market.

Posted by: PandaBear [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 4, 2005 02:47 PM

JoeFitz- you were wrong. Thanks.

I kind of get the gay subtext and am reminded of the claims that AMERICAN BEAUTY was anti-family and pro-gay (which was a crazy essay, but interesting nonetheless) but I don't think JARHEAD was going for what the reader pointed out....totally. Maybe partially.

Also- if the reader/writer thinks the film is "comparing war to busting your gay cherry" then the end scene he spoke of actually works. The vietnam vet would have had the same homoerotic experiences and would thus want to rejoin this group of young men to enjoy yet another camo-clad gay orgy. Then again, who wouldn't.

Posted by: PetalumaFilms [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 5, 2005 06:35 PM

Post a comment

Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)


Remember me?