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November 05, 2005
Rentiles Revenge
The Rentilians are unhappy with my Rent review from Friday and here is a very representative response... they all seem to hit pretty much the same notes, but this is one of the best written.
"Your review about the RENT movie truly disgusted me. In that review, I did not find one piece of constructive criticism. Isn't that what a critique is supposed to be, pointing out the good and the bad? This review would have been much better if you had knowledge on the play itself, which it seems like you do not.
For instance, your little play on "Seasons of Love" was horrifying. That is one of the most beautiful songs in the show. Now, if it was supposed to be making fun of the length of the movie, whatever. It still was not very funny and, actually, to a point of insulting.
Yes, there is a lot of music in the show. The fact that it is originating from a musical could be the reason why. One of the reasons why so many of the parts you found "uninteresting" or "out of context" were like that was because they were trying to stay true to the show and its fans. Think about it; this show has almost a decade of fans plus family of the creator of the show. It would be insulting if they changed it so much that it dishonered the memory of Johnathan Larson.
Saying how "Take Me or Leave Me" should be performed on the street just does not work. But, then again, that's just a little detail that pleases the RENTheads who could be -gasp- the core audience.
Oh, and that is another thing. Next time, get the name of the fans right.
"Renties" = no
"RENTheads" = yes
Next time, see the musical before you see the show. Try it with RENT and maybe then you will realize what "Seasons of Love" is all about."
Posted by poland at November 5, 2005 11:32 AM
Comments
Oh dear god... THE RENTILIANS ARE HERE?
Shields! Shields! Shields!
Posted by: Crow T Robot
at November 5, 2005 11:57 AM
Has this Rent fan seen the movie, or is she (I assume it's a she) basing her criticism on the play alone?
Posted by: Wrecktum
at November 5, 2005 12:35 PM
A review should be one's honest reaction to what they've seen. "Constructive criticism" has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: jeffmcm
at November 5, 2005 01:11 PM
For whatever it's worth, I thought your song parody was quite funny. Made me laugh.
Posted by: Nicol D
at November 5, 2005 01:30 PM
A fan like that offers a clear reason why a stage-to-screen transition so rarely pleases everyone. They would rather have a beat-for-beat replay of the show, rather than a movie that works in and of itself.
I haven't seen Rent, the movie or the musical, but I know Columbus has been too faithful in the past to his source material. It's why the first Harry Potter movie was so, so boring.
Posted by: Eric
at November 5, 2005 01:37 PM
David, I assumed you had seen or were familiar with the original stage musical. Is that not the case? I'm seeing this Friday, and it looks a lot like the type of Broadway musical that I hate (I've never seen it but I'm going by the song in the trailer)
Posted by: EDouglas
at November 5, 2005 02:36 PM
sounds like this "Rentie" has about the intellect of the 13 yr old. Haven't read Poland's review, but this writer's complaints are all a bunch of crap.
Posted by: martin
at November 5, 2005 03:27 PM
It's a decent musical with an awful, AWFUL ending. Get over it.
Posted by: Joe Straat
at November 5, 2005 03:33 PM
By the way David, is Rent the movie you were talking about last week that was awful but you wouldn't divulge and information on?
Posted by: eoguy
at November 5, 2005 06:03 PM
Somebody else asked him that, he said Rent was much better than his mystery movie (lousy tease).
Posted by: jeffmcm
at November 5, 2005 06:07 PM
for some reason I think the lousy movie was The Producers, but I could be wrong (did get good test screenings). Other possibilities: Fun w/ Dick, Libertine, Derailed. I'd bet on Libertine out of those cause DP hates Weinsteins.
Posted by: martin
at November 5, 2005 07:50 PM
You beat me to the punch on Dick and Jane. I've seen it. It's horrid. It jumped immediately to mind reading Dave's blind column a few weeks back.
Posted by: Dignan
at November 5, 2005 08:20 PM
anything with tea leoni is in the "possible-unwatchable" category. I give mulder and bueller much props for not jumping out a window yet.
Posted by: martin
at November 5, 2005 08:22 PM
The review or Rent seems fair enough to me. Although was there nothing good in it at all? The letter to David seems odd because i doubt the person has seen the movie. And if they have and visit the blog, please tell us. But it seems like a silly argument to make that Columbus didn't want to upset fans by omitting stuff - that's how things are "adapted".
They have apparently axed a couple of songs from The Producers and fans are upset, but in the context of the film I'm sure it works.
Surely Fun With Dick & Jane is that bad. Like, REALLY bad. Catwoman bad.
Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0
at November 5, 2005 11:51 PM
Sure there's constructive criticism...like when he said to cut 30 minutes in the film and it might be terrific...too late for that though right?
Anyhow, I do like musicals, but this film has looked like crap from day one.
Posted by: Aladdin Sane
at November 6, 2005 10:37 AM
That's a real funny letter.
Posted by: Angelus21
at November 6, 2005 05:21 PM
"Surely Fun With Dick & Jane is that bad" should read "Surely Fun With Dick & Jane isn't that bad"
Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0
at November 8, 2005 12:19 AM
Fun With Dick and Jane definitely looks Catwoman bad. Possibly worse. One of the most painfully obnoxious and unfunny trailers in a long time.
Posted by: Stella's Boy
at November 8, 2005 05:54 AM
The real problem with the film version is that it isn't as faithful to the stage version as it should've been. A lot of its in there, but some of the singing was changed to dialogue, which is fine I guess, but at times was delivered quite akwardly. The direction was rather sloppy. And the homeless, which served as an additional character, has been cut almost completely. It's as if I was watching a neutered version of the original, and was annoying. A lot still rang true from the original work, but it didn't have the energy that really made the great moments so magical to watch.
Posted by: brack
at November 26, 2005 05:31 PM
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