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October 26, 2006

Lunch With David: Return To Ammo

According to a (stupid) study, sequels with numbers don't perform as well as sequels with names, so...

The Lunch

Posted by poland at October 26, 2006 01:17 PM

Comments

wow- the homophobe screams for cock

That wasn't Josie who gave you the menu- she was at the front fuming about your sense of entitlement .
"I'm David Poland they know why I am here." You'd think CREW would leave your name at the door with a crown, huh? But no.

Two jokes tank and you turn to your tee shirt.

Curmudeon Meter says - 9/10

I am Spam Dooley and I am the Night.

Posted by: SpamDooley [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 01:41 PM

Give it a rest, please.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 01:45 PM

Spam, don't you think you've made your point already? Is it really necessary to -- your name not withstanding -- spam this forum with such relentlessly gleefully condescending remarks? We get the point. Seriously. Soooo...shut the hell up? Please?

Posted by: Sam [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 01:59 PM

You know, Spam, one thing I never considered about the blog was that someone would start making up detailed lies about me on a weekly basis and post them.

Your homophobia thing is an opinion (a stupid one) and so what? But the rest is just a fantasy. And I have to say, I am beginning to worry about my safety. You're really moving into what is traditionally stalker behavior.

I actually discussed your comments with Ammo's manager yesterday and we had a good laugh about you. The idea that I might have to start actually investigating who you are, wasting their time and my time, makes me sick to my stomach. But you are obviously at least a semi-regular there and you insist on dragging them (I don't know who Josie is, btw) into it, which makes them party to your libel.

I am not threatening you. But I am getting more concerned. Maybe that's your goal. If my tires get slashed after the next taping, I guess I'll know who it was.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 02:31 PM

Not sure how posting on a public board is libel.
Your homophobia is just my opinion. Based on remarks you made to me two weeks ago.

I am glad you and Ann Marie chatted. I think your other readers see no threat from me- they think I am annoying and a nuisance. You think I am douche. And now dangerous. Okay.

Let me get this straight- you put up a weekly diary and a place for people to comment and then you act all strange when I post my opinion?

What would you charge me with? Definition of character?

That said, and not because of the fact that you ARE threatening me... I am gone. I have obviously upset you in a meaningful way and never intended to do so at all. I thought you wanted insight and opinion and dialogue. You have nothing to fear from Spam except being forced to face the truth.

I hope your other posters realize that if they ask too many questions about endgames they will end up threatened with an ass kicking or worse.

I am Spam Dooley and I am gone.

Posted by: SpamDooley [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 02:43 PM

It's defamation of character dumbass.

Posted by: Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:03 PM

It's defamation of character, not definition. Unless you think Dave actually thought you were defining him, and that he was threatened by that. Either way, all I can say is, "Dumbass."

Posted by: Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:06 PM

It seeems obvious Dave thinks Spam has no character. To be defined, defamed, or otherwise serve as a direct object for a transitive verb.

Posted by: Blackcloud [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:13 PM

I thought the definition of character thing was kind of a clever play on words.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:19 PM

You can opine all you like about me, Spam. But making lies up and claiming them as fact is unacceptable. Giving you a forum to print those is problematic to me in a way it could not be to any of the commenters. And banning you would be allowing you to force me to take action that I have not wanted to take on this blog, ever.

I have no concern about your opinions or your attempts to stir shit. But if I were to publish "Studio Exec X says Producer Y is a lying cunt and stole money from the budget of Film Z," that would be quite different than writing, "Publisher Y is a jerk." Especially if I made up everything but the names. And that is the line you crossed, Spam.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:22 PM

I thought it was clever too, Eric. It's one of the reasons I enjoy having Spam around when he's on his meds.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:24 PM

Who hates Poland more, Spam Dooley or Kevin Smith?

Posted by: Wrecktum [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:56 PM

Hooray! And you didn't even have to give him a phone call, David.
I wonder if there'll be a new poster in the near future calling himself FlanHannigan.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 03:56 PM

I miss Spam already. Like I miss my cancer.

Dave I think this was your worst piece yet, yes I know these are just fun diversions but do you think you can keep them focused a bit more. There were subject jumps like a cricket on a hotplate. And it doesn't hurt to have a point to monologues at the end of the day, otherwise its better known as rambling.

Posted by: Jeffrey Boam's Doctor [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 05:59 PM

Weird, I don't know why it double posted. I was halfway through writing it and the page refreshed, so I fleshed out the post. But the first post never appeared. Oh well, c'est la vie.

Posted by: Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 06:18 PM

Spam, this isn't a public board...this is David's blog. He has a right to outright ban you for less than some of the crap you've posted here, and I'm sure plenty of people would be much happier without your ridiculous posts.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 06:31 PM

BTW, I think someone should produce a movie where David crosses the country talking about Oscars and the biz to anyone he meets and then it's filmed to get their reaction.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 06:41 PM

Don't worry about Spam. He can simply go back to his old job making mendacious campaign commercials for Republicans.

Posted by: Cadavra [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 26, 2006 11:16 PM

I have nothing to say.

(that is all)

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 27, 2006 12:54 AM

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