« Lunch With David - Dec 8 | Main | Box Office Hell - 13/08 »
December 08, 2006
Apocalypto: The Review
Posted by poland at December 8, 2006 04:46 PM
Comments
Wow.
Posted by: jeffmcm ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.mcnblogs.com/thehotblog/nav-commenters.gif)
at December 8, 2006 05:03 PM
You're committed. This made me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Kristopher Tapley at December 8, 2006 05:03 PM
You mean, 'he will be committed'.
Posted by: jeffmcm at December 8, 2006 05:03 PM
Oh My Fucking God, that's hilarious. I think you've found a new niche, David... I say you run with it (no pun intended).
Posted by: EDouglas at December 8, 2006 05:05 PM
I think Dave just jumped the shark!
Posted by: seymourgrant at December 8, 2006 05:23 PM
Weird and creepy. Looks like a gonzo gay porn movie starring Violet Beauregard.
Hope the paint comes off.
Posted by: Wrecktum at December 8, 2006 05:39 PM
LOL, Wrecktum.
Posted by: jeffmcm at December 8, 2006 05:40 PM
Brilliant, this will circle the globe in no time, it’s linked already on the indiewire blog page. I completely lost my composure at the part about the cop working for him. You’re so right, A.O. equivocated just enough to earn a tomato. Too bad Mel didn’t have enough sense to show some range after POTC.
Posted by: T.Holly at December 8, 2006 05:44 PM
Hilarious! There should be a part two to this where you and Turan make up and team up to defeat Gibson.
Posted by: Joseph at December 8, 2006 05:48 PM
:)
Posted by: qwiggles at December 8, 2006 05:59 PM
Great review, but that car whizzing by just took me out of it.
Posted by: palmtree at December 8, 2006 06:03 PM
HILARIOUS! i love this.
Posted by: kerrigan at December 8, 2006 06:07 PM
Wouldn't you have liked to have been in that car? Hopefully it was tourists and then they nodded to themselves about all the weirdos in L.A.
Posted by: jeffmcm at December 8, 2006 06:09 PM
LOL.
Thanks, Dave. That was great.
Posted by: Eric N at December 8, 2006 06:14 PM
Fuck iKlipz - does anyone else hate their setup as much as me? What is the deal with this stop - start bullshit? All I can see is that Dave looks like a giant tellytubby on crack.
Posted by: Jeffrey Boam's Doctor at December 8, 2006 08:24 PM
Holy shit.
Posted by: Devin Faraci at December 8, 2006 08:27 PM
Ahahaha!
The 2nd act explanation was the best!
Posted by: Tofu at December 8, 2006 08:30 PM
Jeffrey Boam's Doctor:
AGREED. Totally.
Like I've said before, even Youtube and Google Video allow you to load the entire thing first and play it through. iKlips' "spasmodic streaming" is horrendous.
Posted by: Clycking at December 8, 2006 08:42 PM
I haven't had any problems with iKlipz.
Posted by: Blackcloud at December 8, 2006 09:03 PM
I can see the ads now...
"The Mayan Home Alone!" raves David Poland.
Posted by: palmtree at December 8, 2006 09:13 PM
The end game to replace Ebert never seemed clearer.
Posted by: mutinyco at December 8, 2006 10:22 PM
Where's Tobias Funke when you need him?
Posted by: William Goss at December 9, 2006 05:53 AM
Bwahahahahaha - mad as a thousand battlefields. The bad thing is, now I want to go see "Apocalypto."
Posted by: SJRubinstein at December 9, 2006 07:43 AM
JBD, I've mentioned that many times before too. I can't watch Dave's Lunch clips because I can't stand it playing, stopping, playing, stopping, etc. There needs to be a pause function to allow it to load and then watch (like YouTube).
I'm not gonna pay extra $$$ for my broadband just so I can watch iKlipz videos.
Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 at December 9, 2006 07:11 PM
Oh, and.
"Mayan Home Alone" made me :) excessively.
Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 at December 9, 2006 07:14 PM
Post a comment
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)