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January 11, 2007

Sadly...

We are in one of those periods where, as David Carr puts it, "the plot not only thickens, it morphs by the hour."

Except that it doesn't.

Lots of journalists want it to.

But, it doesn't.

This is that time of year when Crash, The Pianist , and Munich are dead and Million Dollar Baby can't possible beat The Aviator.

This is that time of year when people convince themselves that there is a real race between Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon.

This is the time of year when they tell us that Mystic River has a chance to topple Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

Fernando Meirelles, Sophie Okonedo, Djimon Hounsou, Jim Broadbent in Iris… all impossible at this juncture.

Whatever flack sold David Carr the bill of goods that Gail Berman’s exit at Paramount had something to do with Dreamgirls alleged awards slippage - the same slippage being used as proof that other films are stronger - has to, a) be buying The Envelope’s flack-driven bullshit about Berman having anything to do with the film or its marketing and b) unaware of the fact that Berman was done with Paramount before Christmas, which every senior exec at the studio knew before New Years.

But that is what morphs by the hour… the spin… the build-up… the tear down… the lies… the truth behind them…

The truth is, none of us in the media are the answer to the question at this point. Whatever was going to change the Oscar race happened weeks ago and will happen weeks from now, after nominations.

But while some people out there just piss me off with their aggression and spin, I am comfortable that they will fine their place in the rear view of history. But when this stuff starts leaking into the trades and LA Times, and New York Times… well, that is something else altogether.

How many times does a lie get told before it starts to take hold?

I almost found myself taking Pete Hammond to task here for weird spin in his The Season column, but the reality is that his brief comments were taken out of context by others to make their personal point. What he actually says is that there were a lot of December movies scrambling for attention and that only Dreamgirls seems to have survived December this year. This is true. What he doesn't say - and really needed to - is that what happened to many of the December movies is that they were not ready to be seen until too late. Release date is not the key. Dreamgirls screened on Nov 15. Children of Men screened on Nov 16... but was finished and released in Europe in August/September. Letters From Iwo Jima on December 1. The Good Shepherd on Dec 4. Factory Girl was screened on Dec 6, but was still being edited and had no business making an Oscar run under those circumstances. Every film has a reason to fail.

Conversely, early release didn't really work for hopefuls Running With Scissors, Little Children, Flags of Our Fathers, Catch A Fire, The Prestige, The History Boys, The Fountain, Bobby, and Stranger Than Fiction.

December release The Pursuit of Happyness is being widely seen and could win Will Smith an Oscar, but did it have enough time to turn the corner on mediocre critical reviews? Wouldn't it have been better off in Novmber, allowing the feel-good time to settle into the hearts of voters? (No studio would give up $126 million and counting for a small drama to chase Oscar, so the point is moot. Sony has already won.)

The answer to all of this, due to the very early critics season that does tend to define the films that are really in the race, is that films need to be ready by Thanksgiving to be in the game. Period. But everyone knew that three years ago when the Oscars moved to an earlier date. The happenstance of this season doesn’t change that. And don’t be surprised when next year or the year after, 3 of the 5 nominees end up being December releases again.

Anyway, I am glad Pete didn't get caught in the crossfire with the raging spinners...

I am not saying… and I haven’t said… that Dreamgirls is a lock to win the Oscar… only to get nominated. But the reality is that all five nominees will push hard to win this year. And we are just at the beginning of the real fight. The Departed is being re-released, The Queen will eventually expand, Babel will re-expand and try to take advantage of a nomination (assuming it gets in), and Little Miss Sunshine is already in high intensity DVD push. Dreamgirls is the only film still looking at a wide release break… even though it will move past Little Miss Sunshine to be the second highest grossing member of The Five tomorrow.

It is absolutely true that Dreamgirls has not become The Return of the King, Forrest Gump, or Schindler’s List. And it won’t become any of those. But Dreamgirls has done a few million more in its limited run of 27 days than Chicago did in its 42 day limited run. And its more than $10 million ahead of A Beautiful Mind's gross to the second Thursday in January (the 10th, in 2002), in spite of ABM having a full week at 1853 screens.

So if that’s not “breaking down the doors” at the box office, what is?

As The Bagger says, the crown does hang heavy. And if Dreamgirls actually does have something less than door-breaking box office over the next month, through expansions, there will be reason for concern. But aside from that, the only unhappy surprise inside the Dreamgirls camp since this all started was the failure to get a Golden Globe directing nod. And that did upset people. But so far, the Guilds have proven that anxiety unfounded.

Still, right now, the organized (and disorganized) campaign by a handful of bloggers and a brilliant consultant or two to make it appear that Dreamgirls is in some sort of trouble has now gotten a little traction in some major Traditional Media. Once The Bagger went on record claiming the LA Times had allegedly been too generous to Dreamgirls, how can he continue to by supportive? But now he's apologizing for his earlier position? Impressive turnaround. Is David Carr really reporting based on reading the boards at Oscarwatch.com?

For the smaller fish, the thrill of “taking down” the frontrunner while these same people see their personal favorites go down for the count is too exhilarating. One is still giddy about his alleged takedown of the Oscar nominated Munich, so filled with hate, that he seeks to infuse failure into the definition of success.

Me? I would be thrilled for The Departed to win – and if you want to claim that I am spinning now, please refer to this blog from Sept 15 -20 – though I don’t think it will. But I was there, pushing positivity, when people claimed it couldn’t even get a Screenplay nomination… Jack only.

My position of The Queen was set on November 2, back when people were saying it was an “actress only” film, when I wrote: “The nature of this conflict is what gives The Queen - quite separately from other small high-quality, oscar-hopeful films like Little Children and Babel - a real shot at a Best Picture nomination from the Academy, a group of mostly older people, many of whom grew up and worked in a more traditional movie era, but who, like Mr. Blair in this film, understand that change has both good and bad points.” As it turned out, Babel got almost no support from critics groups, but still seems likely to get nominated. (Can’t always be right, I guess.)

And Little Miss Sunshine, like Sideways before it, has become The Little Engine That Could. A BP nomination is a huge get for the film.

Just take a breath, people. If the only consensus pick of all three New York Times critics, Letters From Iwo Jima, doesn’t sneak into the race – note that the same people who are now all over The Departed and Little Miss Sunshine were writing about Clint taking “Marty’s” Oscar again just a couple of weeks ago – A.O. Scott jumps to Little Miss Sunshine as a personal favorite and Stephen Holden jumps to Babel and Manohla… well, who knows? But will The Trend of The Week be the key then any more than it has been in the last few weeks?

What if one of the films doesn’t get an A.C.E. nomination? Cynthia Swartz famously noted last year that no Best Picture winner had even not gotten an editing nod. Of course, A.C.E. has 10 noms and AMPAS only 5. And there are still discrepancies, like Cinderella Man not getting an A.C.E. nom last year, but getting an Oscar nom and conversely Brokeback Mountain getting an A.C.E. nom and not an Oscar nod. But wouldn’t some people love to see Dreamgirls left out in that guild?

Be suspect of anyone – including me – that seems to be advocating for a film in award season… and doubly so when they are advocating against a film in award season.

Of course, the amusing part is that the current wave of bile crashing onto the shore will soon, inevitably wash out. That is nature. And those currently on the attack – many willing to do almost anything to get a nomination by tearing down others, regardless if the film has any chance of winning anything – will likely feel the salty sting of the surf coming back with success for the films they tried so hard to drown in early January.

But it still gets me pissed off… and for that, I almost apologize…

(Two Oscar columns in one day… oy.)

Posted by poland at January 11, 2007 12:46 PM

Comments

It's all spin to me.
Back when I was 16, I thought LA Confidential could overtake Titanic for Best Picture...then again, I didn't know too much about the trades etc. But up until James Cameron won Director, I thought, Titanic's gonna lose in an upset.
C'est la vie.

Posted by: Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 03:28 PM

The only award Mystic River might (I stress might) have taken ROTK was Best Adapted Screenplay. No one ever thought Picture and Director were in reach.

Posted by: Hopscotch [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 03:32 PM

The Hot Blog -- 12/29/06

"The reason I am writing this is that I am finding myself deeply amused by this week’s trend… questioning whether the film will win Best Picture.

Personally, I see it as a rhetorical question. Dreamgirls will win Best Picture."

Come on, DP, stay strong!

Posted by: MASON [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 03:36 PM

And I still think Dreamgirls will win Best Picture, Mason. No waffling. But I have never said it was a lock.

Is that okay or too gay for your tastes?

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 04:37 PM

I agree with just about e everything Poland says on people's personal favorites clouding their objectivity in anlyzing the Oscars.

I always hope for a Bruckheimer-type of upset. I think upsets make the Oscars fun. It rarely happens. Even though I loved Shakespeare in Love, I was still shocked when Ryan didn't win Picture. Crash winning isn't really an upset, but it was a surprise for a lot of people.

Posted by: Jimmy the Gent [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 04:41 PM

I'm beginning to feel as if i'm drowning in a sea of really mediocre pictures vying for the last two spots. I mean, let's look at the supposed best picture nominations

Little Miss Sunshine - liked by everyone across the board, loved by few. It's the kind of across the board hit that makes award voters wince, but no one can find a bad word to say about it.

The Departed - Again, liked by everyone but the film elite call it 'good but not great'. They call it a 'Return to form' for Scorcese meaning that it's good but pales to his classic work.

Babel - i have heard no one but critics and websites discussing the oscar race talking about this movie. almost zero permiation in the mainstream market. no one knows this film or cares about it. Totally a NY/LA thing. Zero resonance outside the award zone.

Dreamgirls - the only film i see that has any real passion attached to it. those who love the movie LOOOOOOOVE it, and everyone else shrugs, not really understanding what the big deal is. I think it's way too early to count out Dreamgirls because it's the one film that seems to illicit any emotion in people, other than Children of Men, but we know that ain't happening.

The Queen - As best picture? I suppose if you handed out best picture nominations based on performance over rather pedantic material, sure.

Letters from Iwo Jima - the frontrunner for a week, now barely even mentioned. It was dead on the table after about 8 days. I can't remember the last time everyone got behind a film so quickly and then completely vanished in the wake of other releases.

Pan's Labrynth - where is the award buzz for this coming from? From the critics who've seen it, i'm sure, but the problem is that regular people haven't seen it yet and the slow roll has created a lot of head scratches.

So the only film that seems to be a lock for best picture that has any kind of die hard support from movie fans is 1. Dreamgirls and 2. Little Miss Sunshine. Sunshine gets the nomination because it is so well liked by everyone, Dreamgirls wins the Best Picture oscar because fans are so fervent about it.

Am i wrong here?

Posted by: anghus [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 04:45 PM

But you see, Hopscotch, that is how we choose to remember it now. But sitting in the middle of it, there was a lot of talk - in early January, not in February - about Mystic River stepping up and taking down the big dog.

And even this year, people are already remembering how things have gone this year differently from how they actually have happened. Repeat a lie enough times...

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 04:56 PM

"Dreamgirls will win Best Picture."
"I have never said it was a lock."

How are those two contrasting statements reconcilable?

Posted by: Wrecktum [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 05:20 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: MASON [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 05:39 PM

Ah, comon Dave, you don't want to be the only ostrich in town, Dreamgirls is sinking like a stone. You don't want another Phantom of the Opera on your hands, do you?

Posted by: Ian Sinclair [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 05:57 PM

"I am not saying… and I haven’t said… that Dreamgirls is a lock to win the Oscar… only to get nominated. "

Sorry but you don't get off that lightly, DP. :-)

Those of us who had to eat shit for making bad early and bold predictions know that when you're wrong you have to at least admit you're wrong. You don't know if you're wrong or not but you can't take it back now without eating humble pie. Not when all of your readers have been reading for weeks that quote Dreamgirls WILL WIN best picture.

Unless you're now going to also debate what the meaning of "is" is.

It's a matter of language - if you say, I think DG might win best pic, that's different from saying "IT WILL WIN BEST PICTURE."

And then:

"Is David Carr really reporting based on reading the boards at Oscarwatch.com?"

People make news based on the comments section in your site - why not the boards? They have valid, credible people in there, trust me. Lies aren't tolerated.

I don't know what's going to happen but the point is, I never pretended that I was smarter about it than anyone else. But you don't get to have it both ways. You don't get to put everyone else down for having doubts and then also, in the 11th hour, pretend like you never wrote what you wrote, said what you said - for god's sake, man, it's all over the internet....

Just remember for next year, nobody knows anything. Don't get caught with your pants down.

The Oscar race isn't so much about being right - that was one of the first things you ever lectured me about years ago when I used to write you harrassing emails. You always said it wasn't about being RIGHT all the time. And you were right, then. So make it about something else. Get as close as you can to being right but don't insist upon it.

Nobody knows how the best pic race is going to go. One thing's for certain, though -it isn't an Aviator vs. MDB year. There is no frontrunner, really. Just a lot of potential frontrunners. In truth, any of them could win.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 06:33 PM

Give him hell, BiP!

Honestly, Dave, you know she's got you by the short and curlies. Take it like a man.

Posted by: Ian Sinclair [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 06:42 PM

"Little Miss Sunshine" WILL WIN Best Picture.

And I'm going to vomit when it happens.

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:19 PM

"This is that time of year when Crash, The Pianist, and Munich are dead and Million Dollar Baby can't possible beat The Aviator."

I agree that people like to shake it up to keep things interesting. But it's hard not to wonder what's dead now that might come back into play. It has happened before. But personally, I just don't see many major surprises coming our way. That can be a good thing or a bad thing depending upon one's point of view.

Posted by: Jonj [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:27 PM

It does feel like a Scorcese Director and Dreamgirls picture, but who knows.

Posted by: martin [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:39 PM

The truth is, no one knows how it's going to go until the nominations come in. That will be our only clue as to which film they like/love best. Also, what wins at the Globes/BFCA, etc.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:50 PM

Come on... does anyone really give a frog's fat ass about a group that declares A Beautiful Mind, Chicago, Return of the King, Million Dollar Baby and Crash as the best movies of their respective years?

I mean, why not just ask my Aunt Kathy for her favorites?

Snap out of it, fellas.

Posted by: Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:51 PM

Return of the king was the Best Picture of its respective year. It was also the best-reviewed wide release movie of the year at both MetaCritic and Rotten Tomatoes. Just because you don't think so doesn't amount to a hill of beans. It's just your sad little solitary opinion.

Posted by: Ian Sinclair [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 07:57 PM

I liked Return of the King. But it was fat and unfocused. It won that year because there was no good argument for it not winning.

Posted by: Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 08:16 PM

well Crow,

this is exactly why I remain perennially disappointed by the Oscars...I'm almost never surprised by who wins.

In a business sense the oscars--nominations and wins are good for business and important for business for all of the people in sets, costumes, make-up, sound, etc to get further work, to get more movies made etc

but in the aesthetic sense the Oscars can be a cold experience, where the REALLY good films are hailed as good films years later, and many actors get "owed" a statuette in retrospect.

I usually watch the Oscars with a bunch of Drag Queens (for their clothes and plastic surgery 'critiques'), we each have a hip flask or large bottle and we can have fun Bitching despite movies like CRASHed or Beautiful Mind winning BP.

But I do have that vain hope that surprises-- like Mereilles being nominated--could actually be a shock win (doesn;t happen too often), so I hope there will be surprise noms this year. Oh please at least one.

Posted by: Lota [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 08:24 PM

i suppose once you kind of realize that the oscars are just an award show, and are rarely an indicator of what really is "best" in any category, all this sound and fury really does signify nothing.

Posted by: anghus [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 08:28 PM

anghus: "i suppose once you kind of realize that the oscars are just an award show, and are rarely an indicator of what really is "best" in any category, all this sound and fury really does signify nothing."

You're absolutely right, but we'll still talk and blog about it endlessly. They must mean something or people wouldn't keep debating them. I just don't know what they mean. Perhaps it's just the memory of that rare year when a film you (as in anyone) thought should win best picture actually did win best picture.

Posted by: Jonj [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 08:37 PM

I think people just expect more from the Oscars than other awards show. The Grammys are clearly crap (since a former boy band member can trump Bob Dylan). The Emmys are also crap. The Academy Awards is one show where people can actually hope to some realistic degree that what they think is the best picture has a chance to be nominated and win. Of course, that doesn't make it a reality.

Posted by: Jonj [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 08:50 PM

"Personally, I see it as a rhetorical question. Dreamgirls will win Best Picture."

Let me get this straight. You say nobody should even question whether Dreamgirls will win BP because it will.

Yet now you ask people to believe that by saying that you are not implying that Dreamgirls is a lock to win.

Interesting logic.

Posted by: Pat H. [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 09:11 PM

How long have you people been reading me?

I didn't write, "Dreamgirls is a lock to win Best Picture."

I wrote: "Personally, I see it as a rhetorical question. Dreamgirls will win Best Picture. And part of that is that there really is no other candidate that has the weight or whim to beat a box office winner with a muscular presence in all of the guilds, two actors who are expected by most to win the two Supporting categories, and which is, first and last, a story about making it in show business."

It's all very amusing to OCD me, but I also wrote: "SAG, PGA, DGA, BFCA, ACE…. They are all coming and they are all more indicative of things than anything we have seen so far… and Oscar nods close on the 13th."

So where is the Dreamgirls weakness there?

SAG, PGA, DGA, ACE, record breaking box office for a film released in any way like this one, #1 album in the country, and what? Where is the problem?

Oh!!! You don’t want it to win Best Picture.

I still think that Dreamgirls will win Best Picture because I am looking past the annual urge to bury the leader. Every day, it is another picture coming to kill Dreamgirls. And when one of them actually sticks, let me know.

There are still things that could go wrong. Box office could fall off in come significant way. The Academy could give more nominations to another movie...and which one could that possibly be, my friends?

I keep saying the same thing and no matter how many times people want to simplify what I have said, I keep saying the same thing. The race changes massively on January 23. All the gangs will come out for a fight. But, Dreamgirls is likely to have the most noms. Dreamgirls is likely to have the box office momentum. And there aren’t many people out there actually objecting to Dreamgirls. And there are plenty of people who truly love the film… whether blog commenters and Peter Bart like it or not.

The only tangible problem Dreamgirls is actually having right now is with the same half dozen press members and a couple of awards consultants who have been gunning for it – with various motives – since November 15 or earlier.

The fact is, if I suddenly claimed that I didn’t think Dreamgirls was going to win, based on what’s happened in the last two weeks, I would be a hypocrite and a fool… because nothing but positive things have happened… except in the press… and on some blogs. As I keep saying, Babel is the only movie I haven’t been on record saying would get in for over a month now. So, Iwo Jima seems to have stumbled and it will get in. Has that changed the world somehow?

Well, the only way it did change the world is to assure Babel’s entry into the race. And if there is a film that can take down Dreamgirls, it is, at this point, Babel. But it seems like an awfully long shot to me. But I felt it was a long shot to get nominated. And as with every year, circumstances conspire. It has nothing to do with The Globes and everything to do with the film being one that people can obsessively commit to (aside from the Scorsese Guild).

I never compared Dreamgirls to The Return of the King, Forrest Gump, or Schindler’s List. I never thought it was that kind of monster. I have always been clear about the problems.

And yet, it is not “a lock” in my opinion until I actually say that. And if I wanted to say it, I would. I don't need to hint very often. I’m not shy about throwing around the rhetoric, as you might have noticed. And I probably will in a few weeks.

And BiP… anonymous blog entries are not news… not on your site… not on my site… not on Ain’t It Cool News… not on The Carpetbagger. For that matter, what my opinion is isn’t news. People can quote my opinion, but my opinion is not news. News is news. One person who knows one person when you are discussing a group of 5800 is not news. And whether Academy members are here or on Oscarwatch or wherever, the price of anonimity is that it doesn't make you a reliable source. Period.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 10:08 PM

For crying out loud: PEOPLE LIKE DISCUSSING THE OSCARS!! Snap out it yourself Crow. Deal with the fact that other people like it more than you and shut up. You're adding absolutely zero to the conversation so why bother?

Dave, how was Jim Broadbent in Iris not a factor? I remember he had that Moulin Rouge! and people thought he would certainly be nominated but weren't sure what for? The Best Picture nominee or the film with two other lock nominations?

The notion of Scorsese's "return to form" still amuses me. How would they have spun that if Scorsese had actually won for The Aviator (which would have been deserving).

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 10:15 PM

Oh, and also - Dreamgirls is not going to be another Phantom of the Opera. That's silly.

I loved in your 20 Weeks to Oscar column when you said Grumpier Old Men was once seen as a viable Oscar candidate. That's very funny. Very very funny.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 10:19 PM

You can run but you can't hide, DP.

And just to clear things up - Carr did not use my forums as a source; he doesn't read them.

"The only tangible problem Dreamgirls is actually having right now is with the same half dozen press members and a couple of awards consultants who have been gunning for it – with various motives – since November 15 or earlier."

No more than they're gunning for the other movies in play. We'll see how it all plays out but you called it for the win and that is not something anyone is going to forget any time soon. You aren't the only one. But don't throw box office at me - The Departed had GREAT box office, as did Little Miss Sunshine, the latter shocked with a surprise DGA nod. There are only two films that have thus far made it into all of the guild noms (excepting the ASC because none of the BP frontrunners got in there) - Babel and Little Miss Sunshine. LMS also got an costume and an eddie nom - that shows they REALLY LOVE THIS MOVIE.

The Departed is next in line, missing out only on costume, which doesn't matter that much. After that, you have The Queen, which has all but SAG ensemble, that's a big one. LMS has "the little movie that could" written all over it. If it's a three way race, it's LMS, Departed an Dreamgirls. They're going to have to REALLY love DG if it's going to topple love for those two films. If you're looking a three-way split vote, the actors likely have the edge. Do you think the actors are going to go for LMS or DG or Departed? Anyway, it's an exciting race - that you don't see it as exciting or unpredictable is what bothers me I guess.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 10:29 PM

I think one issue that should also be raised is the question of media-induced inevitability. If enough writers and pundits repeat over and over again that movie X is the leader, the unstoppable force, then it creates the aura of fact. DP knows this; he brought it up in this very posting. He knows that sometimes, it can bring about momentum, and sometimes it can bring about resentment, and often both.

But media hype only happens by active choice.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 11:05 PM

Ah... so BiP, you are the only source on Oscarwatch he cares about...

I'm not asking anyone to forget that I have had Dreamgirls in front. Not a concern for me.

And if you think anyone is out there gunning for any film other than Dreamgirls right now, you are missing the story.

Is there anyone else there with daily spin as unbelievably malicious and stupid as what we've seen on Dreamgirls in the last week? Do you think that is a coincidence?

Gail Berman was fired based on Dreamgirls' alleged drop in the Oscar standings? "Oscar Shortlists Seven for Makeup: Dreamgirls Snubbed" when none of the other BP films got nominated either in an all make-up effects kind of group? The Page Six piece on Condon?

Just wait for the "Terry Press is leaving DreamWorks because Dreamgirls is failing" schtick. Of course, it won't mention that she is already signed to handle Sweeney Todd - next year's candidate - and that her choice to exit has been all but set for months and months.

And again.... it's all water under the bridge. When Dreamgirls cracks $100 million on the weekend after the nominations, that will become the story.

But enjoy the Golden Globes. The story on Tuesday will either be, "Dreamgirls wins 4 Globes... so what?" or "Dreamgirls wins 2 Golden Globes... DISASTER!"

And if The Departed or Little Miss Sunshine wins one... "We told you! They're rolling!"

That's a lock. That's where we are right now.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 11, 2007 11:16 PM

THE DEPARTED was a thrilling, highly entertaining wicked piece of celluloid; nevertheless, it does not deserve to win Best Picture and Jack Nicholson certainly doesn't deserve any kind of award for his usual 'bad boy' phoned in performance (they've given him enough awards for movies such as AS GOOD AS IT GETS). The only one who deserves a Best Actor nomination is Di Caprio but I think the studio dropped the ball on that one, focusing instead on Mark Wahlberg's Best Supporting Actor turn (he was brilliant as the salty-tongued asshole but it was a one-note performance).

IWO JIMA I wouldn't rule out yet for a Best Film nomination, although you are all right, it's time has come and gone; it has fizzled very swiftly for some strange reason.

Now for the piece de resistance: DREAMGIRLS: a lavish, entertaining musical with some great performances (i.e. Hudson) but I fear alas it won't be able to truly embrace Academy members the way CHICAGO did.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE and CHILDREN OF MEN are building strong momentum and shouldn't be ruled out as serious Best Picture contenders.

BABEL is over and out.

Posted by: Spacesheik [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 02:34 AM

Iwo Jima fizzled quickly because it's a downbeat war movie in a foreign language about the losing team with no big stars. At least Flags had patriotism and easier identification going for it.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 02:36 AM

I have to admit that I'm not feeling too bullish about Dreamgirls anymore, but that's only because The Departed and Babel are making such strong showings among the guilds and Condon's lack of notice among the WGA (i.e. his peers) is a bit daunting, especially when he got bumped for a movie "adapted from an improvised TV show." The only BP winner without having a writing nom in the last ten years was Titanic... is Dreamgirls quite that size a phenomenon yet? I'm not sure. I could see the votes being split up between Dreamgirls and Departed and something else stealing the win.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 04:30 AM

"Iwo Jima fizzled quickly because it's a downbeat war movie in a foreign language about the losing team with no big stars"

Bingo! That's why I couldn't figure out why David and Kris were raising it over their shoulders like the new victor shortly after seeing it.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 05:00 AM

"And if you think anyone is out there gunning for any film other than Dreamgirls right now, you are missing the story."

My God, I wish somebody would start gunning for Little Miss Sunshine at this point, 'cause all this talk of it actually pulling out a win needs to be stopped right now. I liked it, but sheesh - do people seriously think this can/should upset for a Best Picture Oscar? Really?

And from where I'm standing, the Oscars/Globes/whoever else are pretty much out of touch with what has been the movie story of the last two months - the emergence of the three amigos. If the awards season was truly representative of the tastes/trends in the movie landscape, they'd be nominating Cuaron, Innaritu and Del Toro for Best Director, and the films themselves would be nailing multiple nominations in addition to Best Pic. Innaritu's inevitable nomination feels more like back payment for his earlier, better films (21 Grams snagged a few acting noms), so I really don't think it gets the whole story. These guys are now.

Posted by: MarkVH [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 05:48 AM

I see DREAMGIRLS scored a mighty total of two BAFTA nods this morning, none of them in a major category. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't a lot of Academy members also share BAFTA membership? Perhaps the most famous one I know of is Spielberg. More bad news for DREAMGIRLS in any event.

Posted by: Ian Sinclair [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 05:58 AM

"Return of the king was the Best Picture of its respective year."

"Return of the King" wasn't one of the ten best movies of its year. Of course, that's the fun of different opinions. Especially when yours is wrong.

(The "Grumpier Old Men" reference stood out to me as well, by the way. What else was up for Oscar that year, "Congo?").

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 06:38 AM

a) it's kind of pathetic that someone claims something is definitely going to happen, and then claims that they never, rather than admit they are wrong.
b) it's even more pathetic that it's the Oscars and anyone cares.

Posted by: transmogrifier [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 07:00 AM

Congo was unfairly snubbed that year. It's a shame that animatronic gorilla will have to settle for a Lifetime Achievement Award twenty years from now.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 08:04 AM

No John Massey. If you believe that "Return of the King" WASN'T one of the ten best movies of that year, it is clearly you who are wrong...not only was it the best movie of that year, it towered above the competition. The only thing that came even close was "City of God".

And since you disagree, then please post your top 10 for 2003 so I may learn the error of my ways.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 08:11 AM

DP, you should take a lesson from Ed Douglas' book - he was all over DG and now you see he's backing off - but he never trapped himself with words like "it will win best pic." You have to always say, "it could win," or "it looks like it will win," or "it is the frontrunner" - but "it will win," always a bad call this early.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 08:47 AM

DP, you are attempting to reframe the argument. You're right in that Dreamgirls is doing great in spite of all the negative campaigning that's being waged against it. The people on this message board are not attacking Dreamgirls at all, in fact. On this very board, BiP has posted again and again that Dreamgirls has only gotten stronger since Christmas. It's not about Dreamgirls. It's about your backpedaling from unequivocally saying Dreamgirls WILL WIN to saying "I never said it was a lock." You have to mean what you say, stand firm, or admit you spoke out of enthusiasm or whatever, but when you deny that you posted something when anyone can go back in the archives and see that you did, you lose some credibility.

Posted by: EveHarrington [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:11 AM

When I first read the column, I thought, "How can Dave say he never said it was a lock?" But as he's explained himself, I get the distinction he's making. He's saying that he said it will win (and I think he's sticking to that) because everything else has enough flaws to keep them out of a real race. But that is different than saying it is so overwhelming that someone would be ridiculous to claim that it won't win (a la ROTK, Titanic, or even Helen Mirren this year), which as far as I recall he hasn't really said. It's parsing words in some ways, but I get the distinction.

Posted by: Me [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:22 AM

But that is what he said by dismissing doubts as rhetorical questions, i.e. questions that don't even need to be asked, because they're so far afield. If he says it will win, it's without question, then the only way that's not calling it a lock is if you have a pretty wonky definition of "lock."

Posted by: James Leer [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:44 AM

Poland can parse and explain and deconstruct all he wants. Hell, it might even make sense to some, though I can't wrap my brain around his argument.

But the bottom line is, if Dreamgirls does not win best picture, people will be throwing the line "Dreamgirls will win Best Picture" in Poland's face for the rest of his online career.

Posted by: Wrecktum [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:48 AM

I agree that Return of the King was not the best of its year (I think it might have crept into the bottom of my top ten, or possibly top fifteen).

The ending(s) alone keep it from being great.

Better films that year (in no particular order): City of God, Lost in Translation, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, 21 Grams, In America, Whale Rider, Pirates of the Caribbean, American Splendor, School of Rock, Finding Nemo, The Fog of War, Capturing the Friedmans...

Posted by: Melquiades [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:58 AM

James, that's what I thought, too. But he was saying it is rhetorical because the others aren't strong enough to win. It'd be like me saying, "Hilary Clinton will get the Dem. nomination because no one else is strong enough to compete." It's just an argument. Granted, I'm making a prediction, but I'm not saying that it's a foregone conclusion by everyone. And I'm not saying, "Everyone agrees, Hilary will win whether we have primaries or if the party just hands it to her." I think that's the distinction the rhetorical remark was meant to convey.

Wreck, I think it's fine to throw it back on Dave if DG doesn't win, because that's what he predicted. But the distinction that he's making (I think) in his defense, is that one is about his predicting skills and the other is about his ability as a journalist to report about the temperment of Hollywood.

Posted by: Me [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 11:02 AM

There's a difference between a prediction and a sure thing. I do sort of see how the line between the wording of Dave's prediction of a Dreamgirls win blurs the line, but HEAVEN FORBID we give someone the benefit of the doubt around here.

By the way, if I may pay Dave a compliment with the alterior motive of patting myself on the back, I refer us to the October 19 Best Actress chart, which lists four "locks" for the category, plus the subsequent discussion, wherein I agree with him and seemingly everybody else takes issue.

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Sam [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 12:32 PM

Of course, by accepting kudos early, I've probably jinxed it. Watch for a surprise happen in that category.

Posted by: Sam [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 12:33 PM

Yeesh, Melqui, half of those 2003 movies up there are not very good.

My two favorites from that year were Elephant and Master and Commander.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 01:02 PM

Which half, Jeff? I enjoyed them all very much, and loved a handful of them. My point was they're all better than Return of the King.

I also liked Master and Commander quite a bit. Never saw Elephant.

Posted by: Melquiades [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 03:25 PM

To thricedamned: Return of the King is one of those movies, like Chicago and A Beautiful Mind that people already look back at and go....sheeeeeesh what were we thinking? It would never win today.
Maybe they should start awarding Oscars 2 or 3 years after the event so films like those don't win.
(Although to be fair, ROTK is nowhere near as bad as the all-time worst Oscar winner, chicago.)

Posted by: musealien [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 03:32 PM

Melquiades: Since you asked, I think City of God, Lost in Translation, 21 Grams, Whale Rider, and School of Rock are all overrated mediocrities.
I like The Fog of War, Finding Nemo, In America, Kill Bill, and American Splendor, but ROTK is better than all of them.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 03:54 PM

"LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE and CHILDREN OF MEN are building strong momentum and shouldn't be ruled out as serious Best Picture contenders.

BABEL is over and out."

Did nobody notice this hilarious reply. Cause they should've. It's hilarious.

Musealien... wtf? That's ridiculous. I doubt anybody goes "Wow! We gave Best Picture to Return of the King? HOW DUMB WERE WE?!?!"

*scratches head* weird.

For the sake of no reason, my top 10 for 2003 were Lost in Translation, Elephant, Kill Bill Vol 1, City of God, The Station Agent, LOTR:ROTK, Finding Nemo, Matchstick Men, Shattered Glass and Alexandra's Project (aussie film) although it's hard to fill out a top 10 from 2003 with titles I completely unabashedly unwaveringly love. As much as people have complained about 2006, I have more than enough titles that fit that criteria.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 12, 2007 10:38 PM

Personally, I thought RETURN OF THE KING was the best picture and deserved to win, but you guys have to keep in mind one thing: the flick got Best Picture not only based on its quality but on the *overall* work Peter Jackson put into the trilogy; the performances, the special effects, the cinematography etc etc, over a decade in the making, a labor of love and the closest cinematical approximation to our generation's WIZARD OF OZ.

If you want to discuss Best Picture flukes talk about KRAMER VS KRAMER beating APOCALYPSE NOW and ALL THAT JAZZ, talk about ORDINARY PEOPLE beating RAGING BULL, talk about OUT OF AFRICA beating PRIZZIS HONOR or THE COLOR PURPLE, talk about BEAUTIFUL MIND beating LORD OF THE RINGS: FOTR, talk about CRASH beating MUNICH or BROKEBACK, but don't knock RETURN OF THE KING for winning Best Picture when the competition was....

MASTER AND COMMANDER
LOST IN TRANSLATION
MYSTIC RIVER
SEABISCUIT

...all excellent films but certainly undeserving of the BP award.

Posted by: Spacesheik [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 03:09 AM

Musalien: if you're talking about the academy looking back and sheeshing, then you may be right, I have no way of telling. However, the general public loves it as much as ever, as evidenced by its 4th place placement in the IMDB top 250 list of all time (higher than both FOTR and TTT)

Unlike other such huge films in terms of both box office and awards, such as Titanic, I sense no backlash (finding someone today willing to go on record saying he likes Titanic is an exercise in futility). In fact, I contend that the LOTR series as a whole will only gain in reputation and will end up somewhat like the original Star Wars series, discovered anew with every new generation.

For the record, my top 10 of 2003 would be something like:

Return of the King
City of God
Master & Commander
Capturing the Friedmans
Lost in Translation
Winged Migration
Infernal Affairs
Millenium Actress
Lilya 4-Ever
Kill Bill, vol. 1

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 03:47 AM

So, OK, BFCA has picked The Departed as Best Picture. Does this mean Dreamgirls is toast?

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 06:55 AM

I am hearby saying on the record that I love Titanic. Watch it again, rather than just go by what you think you remember, and see if you don't get swept up in it. It's corny, but as one of the script writers of Casablanca said, sometimes corn works.

But even beyond my affection for the film, you need to remember the context. Considering what a personal achievement it was for Cameron (him giving up his pay to make it), as well as what a triumph at the box office (a gigantic event romance to rival Gone with the Wind), there was no way anyone could say that wasn't the movie of the year.

Posted by: Me [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 07:36 AM

"So, OK, BFCA has picked The Departed as Best Picture. Does this mean Dreamgirls is toast?"

Not at all... what does a bunch of TV and radio critic/journalists have to do with actors, directors, producers and other filmmakers? Sure, there have been many years when critics and the Academy were on the same page, but c'mon, there isn't a Chicago or a Return of the King this year. Everyone is all over the place with their favorite choices. Hopefully all of the ridiculous critical support for Scorsese's most overrated film to date will turn off Oscar voters who see it for the male posturing that it is. I'm guessing that a lot of the Academy like or love Babel and The Queen which will give them a stronger chance in such a weak year. Put it this way, the Academy obviously has an issue with Scorsese if neither he nor all of his pictures have been able to win in over 30 years. They'll give him his directing Oscar and give BP to something else.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 07:38 AM

To suggest that the people that vote at the IMDB Top 250 list is representative of "the general public" is a little silly.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 07:38 AM

And yes, Return of the King was an easy victor that year because it was pretty clear from the first movie's nomination that everyone was going to wait and honor Jackson and the trilogy as a whole if he could pull it off. I've actually one of those all-day marathons of the three movies (at Lincoln Center) and it's an experience I'll never forget.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 08:27 AM

"Not at all... what does a bunch of TV and radio critic/journalists have to do with actors, directors, producers and other filmmakers? Sure, there have been many years when critics and the Academy were on the same page, but c'mon, there isn't a Chicago or a Return of the King this year. Everyone is all over the place with their favorite choices. Hopefully all of the ridiculous critical support for Scorsese's most overrated film to date will turn off Oscar voters who see it for the male posturing that it is. I'm guessing that a lot of the Academy like or love Babel and The Queen which will give them a stronger chance in such a weak year. Put it this way, the Academy obviously has an issue with Scorsese if neither he nor all of his pictures have been able to win in over 30 years. They'll give him his directing Oscar and give BP to something else."

LOL, because you know everything.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 09:32 AM

Put your money where your mouth is Sasha, I'll bet you *and* Tapley 20 bucks that Departed doesn't win BP. I lose, I'm out $40 to $20 each if you both are right. We'll see how confident y'all are on the last minute about-face.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 10:58 AM

Oh Eric?...why is it silly?

The IMDB is the closest we have to a democratic voting system on movies. Anyone can vote, and anyone can register. I find that the top 250 list represents really well what movies my non-cineaste friends love the most. You know..the people I would consider "the general public".

Please explain to me the silliness of my statement.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 11:44 AM

I'm not saying it WILL win but I'm not saying it WON'T win no matter what, which is what you're saying. We have no way of knowing what is going to happen until nominations are announced. Ballots have only just been turned in. A lot of factors are still to be determined. But you coming out so sure it can't win is a worthy LOL. I may bet you but not at this stage of the game, not after I just argued for LMS to win.

Posted by: bipedalist [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 12:58 PM

Sure, there's a chance of it winning, but if it does win, I'd be embarassed to be a member of the Academy..not for picking it but for snubbing such great films as Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull and yes, even The Aviator. Are Oscar voters so out of touch that they have to bend to the pressure of the internet to finally give one of Scorsese's films an Oscar? Fact is that he should have won for Aviator, especially with it winning so many of the technical awards. I doubt Departed will get nearly as many nominations.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 01:49 PM

Speaking of Best Director nominees -- am I the only one who still thinks Robert Altman might get a sentimental mention in the final five?

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 03:46 PM

ThriceDamned, your statement was silly because while anyone can vote on the IMDB Top 250, but not everyone does vote at the IMDB Top 250. For one, the respondents are self-selected. And two, the type of person most likely to register an account at IMDB and vote on movies is disproportionately likely to be a fan of that particular type of movie, i.e. movie geeks.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 13, 2007 04:03 PM

Really?

Let's take a look at the top 10 shall we.

1. The Godfather
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. The Godfather II
4. Return of the King
5. Good, Bad and the Ugly
6. Casablanca
7. Schindler's List
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Seven Samurai
10. The Empire Strikes Back

Do these strike you as the kind of choices hard-care movie buffs would make?

'Cause they strike me as the typical very general, easy, safe choices the general public makes. I'm not saying that these movies aren't great. I'm saying that these are the movies that everyone from my uncle Bob to my aunt Fanny agree on. Sole exception being Seven Samurai ('cause it's not even in ENGLISH!!). You're still failing to convince me of my silliness.

*For the record, I have neither an uncle Bob nor an aunt Fanny. More like the other way around.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 02:39 AM

I never understood how "safe" got to be a justification for some choice as unfit.

Maybe "The Godfather" is so universally and uncontroversially accepted as a great film because it *is* a great film.

Posted by: Sam [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 07:13 AM

There's an interesting thing about the IMDB ratings... if you look at movies like The Queen and Dreamgirls, they each only have 4,000 ratings... Babel has like 11,000... .The Departed has over 50,000 which is an insanely huge amount and it obviously correlates with the film's male-driven premise that would probably appeal to the audience who probably spends the most time on the internet (see the OFCS results as proof). I wonder if more of the little old ladies who went to see The Queen or the AA audience who went to see Dreamgirls were online, both of them would have more ratings and be ranked higher. Still, none of the movies are ranking under 7, so obviously the people who saw the movie and liked them felt strong enough to post a ranking/rating on the site.

Posted by: EDouglas [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 07:32 AM

I said the self-selecting sample of IMDB voters is not representative of the general public, which is why it is silly to assert it as such. If we're going to have a dialogue, you'll need to respond to that in some way.

You don't really think that Return of the King is the world's number four movie of all time, do you? Of all time? Or that Pulp Fiction would make that list?

And furthermore, the basis for those votes at IMDB is never really explained and each respondent thus has a different criteria. Is each person voting on how much they love the movie, as you're asserting? Or are some voting on the basis of the quality of the craft, while some others are voting on the political content of the movie? I "love" Bill & Ted, for example, but I wouldn't give it a 10.

Asserting a movie's quality based solely on its IMDB ranking is silly, a metric almost as arbitrary in this discussion as success at the box office.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 08:37 AM

Okay, a couple of points..

First of all, Sam, The Godfather IS a great movie. To quote myself "I'm not saying that these movies aren't great. I'm saying that these are the movies that everyone from my uncle Bob to my aunt Fanny agree on". I happen to think that the IMDB top 10 list contains some truly great movies.

Secondly, Eric, you still haven't said WHY the IMDB list isn't selective of the general audience. Just because you don't know the basis of how each person sets down their vote?..would you know that in any other form of survey? Some films I like for their artistry, others for their story, other's for their dialogue, other's for their political convictions. The fact that I like movies for different reasons each one, doesn't invalidate my list if I were to make one. There is no unequivocal level playing field from which all movies should be judged.

Now, I'm not in a position to quote a general survey among the populace, but I remain convinced that if you did conduct one, you'd end up with something very, very similar to the IMDB list. Those are simply the movies that the greatest number of people connect with.

Of course I'm not necessarily saying that ROTK is the nr. 4 greatest movie of all time (although it is somewhere in my top 20) or any of them. That's the point. If I, a guy who has seen thousands of films would make a top 100 list, it would no doubt look a lot different and more eclectic than the IMDB list. And until there is a super-survey with hundreds of thousands of participants from all walks of life is held every year to reeealllly ascertain which movies are in favor, I will continue to look at the IMDB top list as the best indicator we have.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 09:23 AM

You're not really reading what I'm saying. The IMDB list isn't "selective" of the general audience because the people who choose to vote there are not a truly representative of the general audience. It is a self-selected population-- of people who choose to register at IMDB and take the time to vote.

And yes, you can have many reasons for voting the way you do. I never said otherwise, and you prove my point by listing yours. What I did say is that those various reasons are too complicated and undefined to simply declare "the general public loves it as much as ever."

So, let's repeat my two points: It's not "the general public" that's voting, and you can't necessarily attribute those votes to "love." And thus any assertion that the list accurately reflects the sentiments of "the general public," to the degree that you could win an argument simply by citing them, is silly.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 10:03 AM

Funny. I wasn't trying to win any argument. I thought we were just having a discussion, not an argument. All I was saying is what I believe to be right which is that the IMDB list is a good indicating list of what the general public, self selecting or not, likes to see in a movie. In the absence of a better, more sophisticated way of finding out, I will continue to do so.

If you believe otherwise, fine, doesn't affect me at all. Certainly not to the degree that I feel a need to win any "argument" about it.

However, you seem to have a different view of the word "love a movie" than I do. If a movie has all or even any of those things I mentioned, I am inclined to "love" it. Perhaps you feel admiration or some other feeling, in which case we are simply operating from different assumptions.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 03:49 PM

You were trying to win an argument, actually. You said "No John Massey. If you believe that 'Return of the King' WASN'T one of the ten best movies of that year, it is clearly you who are wrong...not only was it the best movie of that year, it towered above the competition. And since you disagree, then please post your top 10 for 2003 so I may learn the error of my ways."

Sounds argumentative to me, and just a little condescending, too. And you backed it up later with the IMDB list thing, which was, as I said, silly, and is how we got here now.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 04:21 PM

As I posted on another thread: Before I entered academia, a friend warned me that the battles would be all the more vicious there because the stakes were so small. I wonder if something similar could be said about the clashes that often occur on this blog. (And, no, I'm saying I always consider myself above the nasty fray.)

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 07:48 PM

Well, Joe, just saying what you said is, in and of itself, a little snippety. But you have a point. In my defense, I'll just note that I said one small thing, and simply elaborated upon it when I was asked to.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 14, 2007 08:06 PM

In case you didn't read what John Massey wrote, let me quote:

""Return of the King" wasn't one of the ten best movies of its year. Of course, that's the fun of different opinions. Especially when yours is wrong."

That statement is what rubbed me the wrong way and why I joined in in the first place. Against John Massey I will admit I was feeling argumentative and perhaps a little condescending. But hey, he started it.

However, against you I am not trying to win any argument. Even though I think your constant use of the word "silly" is a bit condescending (since we started flinging that word around), I have deliberately not taken any insult, since I was operating under the assumption that we were simply having a discussion about something upon which we disagreed.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 12:54 AM

Fair enough. I didn't think I was involved in the argument per se, as I don't have a very strong opinion about Return of the King one way or another. I was, um, arguing about the argument.

I think we can call it quits here. And team up against Joe Leydon.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 05:48 AM

Alright then. Fair enough.

Posted by: ThriceDamned [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 08:45 AM

Hey, leave me out of this. I've never even seen Return of the King.

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 08:48 AM

Really? That seems like one of those things you'd be obligated to see as a critic, even if you don't really want to.

Posted by: Eric [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 10:27 AM

I saw the first Lord of the Rings movie. That was enough for me. I didn't hate it. But the magic didn't happen for me. Same thing with Harry Potter -- I saw one, and that was quite enough. Life is short, and you have to set priorities. I don't see every slasher movie that comes along, either.

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 10:38 AM

There are plenty of people (I'm not one) who would feel insulted at the comparison of their beloved Harry Potter or LOTR movies with any old slasher movie.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 15, 2007 12:16 PM

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