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August 16, 2007

20 Weeks Of Summer... That's A Wrap!

This summer being the biggest ever is just as insignificant a stat as The Slump stats were in 2005. To perceive this as a recovery by theatrical, you have to have bought into the absurdity of The Slump in the first place. And to sing to high heaven about two $250 million-plus productions and two $150 million-plus productions and none passing $350 million ... that's silly too.

Given the budgets of this summer and the security of the franchises - 8 of the current 13 $100 million grossers were sequels, two were based on TV cartoons, one was Adam Sandler, Ratatouille is part of the Pixar franchise and only Knocked Up really stood a unique, unfranchised, not-star-driven 9-figure films - we should have expected bigger numbers. Again, all five of the Top Five for this summer grossed $200 million in less than 12 days ... and none cracked $340 million total.

Moreover, the only sequels to do under $97 million domestic were Hostel II, 28 Weeks Later, and the not-really-a-sequel sequel, Daddy Day Camp. Of the other nine sequels - the ones released by the majors - only Evan Almighty was under $110 million domestic or $250 million worldwide. So ... does anyone want to ask the "Why do they make so many damned sequels" question again?

The Rest...

Posted by poland at August 16, 2007 12:55 AM

Comments

So how about that Hairspray, eh?

I'd have won that bet about it not hitting $200 mill if we'd made it way back when.

Posted by: LYT [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 02:13 AM

Summer wrap up poll time. Give me your choice for...

1) Best movie
2) Worst movie
3) Biggest creative winner
4) Biggest creative loser
5) Most overrated
6) Most underrated
7) Biggest surprise
8) Favorite scene
9) Breakout star
10) Most unfortunate success

Posted by: Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 04:23 AM

So can we expect a retraction from Don Murphy? "Er, fourth biggest movie of the summer!" Nothing to scoff at, to be sure, but he definitely seemed to hang his hat on being the biggest.

Crow, I haven't seen enough to play, but I'll definitely say no movie could have been more terrible or disappointing than Spider-Man 3.

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 05:10 AM

Do keep in mind that a lot of movies have yet to open in Thailand, but here's my take of what I've seen so far.

Best Movie - Ratatouille (without a doubt!!)
Worst Movie - Spider-man 3
Biggest Creative Winner - Ratatouille
Biggest Creative Loser - Spider-man 3
Most Overated - really don't know
Most Underrated - again, haven't seen anything worthy of this distinction.
Biggest Surprise - Transformers (I really, really enjoyed it)
Favorite scene - The ending of Ratatouille
Breakout star - The young guy in Transformers
Most unfortunate success - Spider-man 3

I'm looking forward to seein Knocked-up and Stardust. I'll have to wait until October.

Posted by: ployp [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 05:35 AM

Most unfortunate success has to go to Die Hard 4, as it now paves the way for Wiseman (and FOX) to take other traditionally R-rated fare and sanitize them for the kiddies.

Posted by: 555 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 06:12 AM

Hooray polls!

1) Best movie: toss-up between Ratatouille and Knocked Up, though I haven't seen Superbad yet.
2) Worst movie: License to Wed
3) Biggest creative winner: How is this different from best? Well, I'll go for people rather than films. Probably Apatow because he just got another couple of years to do whatever he wants.
4) Biggest creative loser: The cast and crew of Fantastic Four 2, who had the opportunity to improve upon a mediocre first film and instead made pretty much the exact same kind of dopey movie as they did before.
5) Most overrated: The Bourne Ultimatum -- I liked it, more than the even-more-overrated Supremacy in fact, but the flipping out over these movies ought to stop.
6) Most underrated: Spider-Man 3!
7) Biggest surprise: Nancy Drew (I really enjoyed this movie; it's not perfect but it's a lot more fun than I could've anticipated)
8) Favorite scene: Whoever said the last scene of Ratatouille... I'll see you the last scene and raise you the last 10-15 minutes.
9) Breakout star: Maybe it's just because the film is fresh in my head, but the Tracy Flick-like girl in Rocket Science was pretty terrific... but she's not a star by any means since no one will see the movie.
10) Most unfortunate success: Shrek the Third. I know it made way less than Shrek 2, but that they could get to $300 million on such a crummy movie is still depressing.

Posted by: jesse [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:13 AM

LYT, did David ever actually say Hairspray would make $200mil?

For summer movies I haven't seen Ratatouille, Hairspray, Bourne Ultimatum, Stardust, Die Hard 4 and many many others because they're either not released here yet or I didn't bother wasting my money.

Best was Transformers. Worst was Spidey 3 (although, was La Vie en Rose a summer release? That was worse). Other than that I can't really say.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:40 AM

Some of y'all astound me. Spider-Man 3 is indeed flawed and the weakest of the series... but it's only a few comments into the thread and we're already hearing about how Transformers? Was ... better? Really? I mean, I enjoyed Transformers well enough in that it had giant robots beating the shit out of each other and smashing into buildings. I wasn't bored. But even at its most overstuffed and leaden, Spider-Man 3 did have characters that I found interesting beyond their abilities to beat each other up. And at least the comedy in Spider-Man 3 comes from someplace offbeat and human (it felt very "Sam Raimi" to me), as opposed to a giant robot "peeing" on John Turturro, or Michael Bay's general penchant for screaming black grannies (who the shuck-and-jive men then threaten with violence... hilarious).

If this is what the geeks do when they inherit the earth -- praise the fighting-toy movie while complain about a flawed but enjoyable Spider-Man movie -- then I'm out. Enjoy the Thundercats movie, guys.

Posted by: jesse [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:02 AM

Best Movie - Stardust
Worst Movie - Rush Hour 3
Biggest Creative Winner - The Order of the Phoenix
Biggest Creative Loser - Hostel 2
Most Overated - The Three Sequels of May.
Most Underrated - Waitress
Biggest Surprise - Knocked Up.
Favorite scene - Luna Lovegood and Harry talking at the end of OotP.
Breakout star - Evanna Lynch
Most unfortunate success - Shrek the Third.

Posted by: IOIOIOI [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:15 AM

I'll take a few swings...

Best movie / biggest surprise / most underrated: Once

Favorite scene: the duet in the piano room of the recording studio from Once. (And, maybe Megan Fox working on the car's engine in Transformers. Ahem.)

Most pleasant surprise: Transformers. For trying to make as broadly commercial movie as possible, I'm not sure they could have done a much better job. Runner up: Disturbia.

Breakout star: Has to be Katherine Heigl, doesn't it? Will anyone else bank more new $$$ off of a summer perf than her? I would add Shia LeBouef, but it seems he was well on his way. (And am I the only one who felt better about Indy 4 after seeing Disturbia and Transformers?)

I am torn on Spider-Man 3. While the movie itself was absolutely horrendous, the fact that it did so well may mean a 4th (and didn't I read somewhere that Koepp was writing it?) and hopefully we can see some new blood behind and in front of the lens to rejuvenate Spidey.

For another type of disappointment, I'd put up Waitress. Aside from the real tragedy, it's also a shame we won't get to see how Adrienne Shelly would grow as an artist.

Posted by: TuckPendleton [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:15 AM

1) Best movie: Knocked Up
2) Worst movie: License to Wed
3) Biggest creative winner: Has to be Apatow
4) Biggest creative loser: Claire Danes or Lindsay Lohan
5) Most overrated: I'm gonna be the asshole that says Once. It's good, but...
6) Most underrated: Paris je'taime
7) Biggest surprise: Enjoying Hairspray
8) Favorite scene: The finale of Hairspray; Leslie Mann cursing out the bouncer in Knocked Up; any of Paul Hughes' talking-head moments in No End in Sight; the escape in Rescue Dawn; Michael Cera singing to the guys doing coke in Superbad; Edith Piaf singing "non, je ne regrette nien" in La Vie en Rose
9) Breakout star: Michael Cera
10) Most unfortunate success: Any part 3 except for Bourne

Posted by: Rob [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:18 AM

Totally forgot about Once -- that could fight it out with Ratatouille and Knocked Up for best of the summer. I also really liked Sunshine.

Tuck, I actually felt a little worse about Indy Jones 4 after Transformers, because though Shia is very likable, Bay keeps letting him resort to this sort of quasi-improv mook version of Vince Vaughn where he just babbles uncontrollably -- and unrealistically; it's not even entertaining or funny babbling. He's just saying words. I didn't believe that someone as obviously confident as Shia would be reduced to a stammering, incoherent mess by Megan Fox (no matter how hot she is). Have him putting his foot in his mouth or being awkward, sure, fine. But -- befitting Bay's trademark directorial style -- it had to be so over-the-top and obvious that it winds up grating. The guy may be a good actor but he's not automatically funny. He can't, as far as I can tell, just riff and be charming.

Spielberg will probably know how to keep that under control, and his work in Disturbia is fine. But Transformers took the shine off for me, at least a little.

Posted by: jesse [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:26 AM

OK, Jesse, I'll take the bait.

Spider-Man 3: the first movie arguably re-energized the genre. The 2nd many called the best superhero movie ever made. Which brings us to the third, an overstuffed, overlong train wreck built on a series of completely unbelievable coincidences, with no sense of story, or the pathos that made the first two so resonant. (Within the genre, anyway. We're not talking Ordinary People here.) Not only that, while the first two winked at their audiences occasionally, the third devolved completely into camp, disrepsecting the audience and the previous two films. It also disappointing because Raimi could have ANYTHING he wanted with this film, and this is the result.

Transformers: it's a fighting-toy movie. Exactly. Not a movie that has to live up to 40+ years of the some of the best stories in comics, as well as two great films. We wanted a fighting toy movie, with giant robots bashing the crap out of each other, and it's what we got. And given it's creative CV, I'd say it surpassed creative expectations. I'll also argue that Shia LeBouef gave that movie more heart than it had any right to have, and more heart than the entire cast of Spidey 3 combined.

Posted by: TuckPendleton [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:27 AM

Hey Jesse -- I think we cross-posted.

And at least we agree on Sunshine. :)

I hear ya on your Shia concerns, but I think Spielberg will rein that in. I guess my initial reaction to his casting was that it was purely a sop to get the younger generation into the theatres (which I am sure there is an element of) but I do think after seeing these two films, that he's got the chops.

Posted by: TuckPendleton [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:34 AM

Poland is right about one thing...expect the "'08 slump" stories to start pouring in about nine months from now.

Posted by: Wrecktum [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:37 AM

1) Best movie
Ratatouille. That was easy. The two best films of the year are both Disney cartoons (Rat and Meet The Robinsons). Best live action film, though, is Away From Her. Ironically, despite its quality, I'm not sure I would recommend it to anyone as it's genuinely painful to watch (the first act is especially brutal).

2) Worst movie
Transformers. Too many reasons to count (boring, unfunny, reluctant to actually show robot fighting action even at the climax, hence the constant cutaways to human stories). Ironically, I saw Disturbia before Transformers so I know that LeBouf can act and act well if he has to (I have this visual image of Shia begging Bay to let him act somewhat natural, and Bay thundering at him to be as goofy and ridiculous as possible lest Bay call Spielberg and get him kicked off Indy 4). I also know that the 'confident but geeky guy wins the super-hot neighbor' subplot doesn't have to be as stunningly stupid, because he did it well in Disturbia (and gasp, she was allowed to be an actual character too!).

3) Biggest creative winner
Ratatouille.

4) Biggest creative loser
Transformers. Bay could have built on the brains he developed on The Island, but he reverted back to his Pearl Harbor/Bad Boys 2 worst.

5) Most overrated
Transformers, since almost everyone I know loved it or tolerated it. My fiancee is SURE that we saw a different print. There were times last month when I felt like Kevin McCarthy/Donald Sutherland.

6) Most underrated
Not sure if 'underrated' applies, but Oceans 13 turned out to be the strongest of the series, with all of the good stuff of parts 1 and 2, and none of the fat that marred those installments.


7) Biggest surprise
Die Hard 4 turned out to be a relatively well-made, exciting adult action adventure movie. Real stunts and well-chereographed confrontations, this really felt like a return to the late 80s/early 90s genre. Ironically, despite the PG-13, it was STILL too violent for kids and it felt aimed at an adult audience.


8) Favorite scene
Peter O'Toole's speech in Ratatouille.

9) Breakout star
Shia LeBouf (pardon the spelling, it's early).

10) Most unfortunate success
Spider-Man 3 made $340 million without anyone really liking it, and most of the populace actually hating it.

Scott Mendelson

Posted by: Scott Mendelson [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:56 AM

Tuck, I can see some of your points though I enjoyed the movie, but I would definitely question two of 'em:

1.) I don't think Raimi was disrespecting the audience (to quote MJ in Spiderman 2, "... whatever that means!") in the winking parts of Spiderman 3. That all felt in character (and funny) to me -- Peter Parker is essentially a dork. So even the "bad" version of him is still going to be a dork. It doesn't diminish him being a dick -- and in fact, it made it more striking to me when he turns from a goofball-jerk to someone who turns and shoves Mary Jane in anger. I think people were expecting the movie to be darker, but I don't know that "darker" fits with the series.

2.) I don't think Raimi really got to do whatever he wanted with this movie so I don't take its weaknesses as an affront from him. I got the sense that he was trying to please the studio, the fans, and himself, all at once -- hence the overstuffed nature of the movie. When you're piloting a $300 million movie, you are in someone's pocket to some extent. Unfortunate but true.

Posted by: jesse [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 09:04 AM

1) Best movie - Stardust, runners up Knocked Up, Hairspray, Waitress, Bourne, Ratatouille, Pirates (been a good summer)
2) Worst movie - Hot Rod (and not terrible, just the worst that I saw)
3) Biggest creative winner - Hairspray
4) Biggest creative loser - Stardust (shame to see this fail at the B.O. :(
5) Most overrated - 300 (may not be summer, it's still a terrible and terribly made movie).
6) Most underrated - Stardust
7) Biggest surprise - Waitress
8) Favorite scene - whirlpool battle in Pirates, voodoo sword fight in Stardust, Secundus' death in Stardust, teaching the boy to cook montage in Ratatouille, Amanda Bynes tears it up and sings in Hairspray, any song Queen Latifah sang in Hairspray, the Fred Astaire dance number with Edna and Wilbur in Hairspray,
9) Breakout star - Shia LeBeouf
10) Most unfortunate success - no opinion, I mostly saw good movies

Posted by: movielocke [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 09:37 AM

Excuse me, but I just looked at the list of movies yet to be released before the official end of summer. I'm not sure I'd be too quick to decide on "worst movie" quite yet.

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 09:54 AM

Jesse (or anyone else):

Didn't Raimi have final cut on Spidey 3? I thought that he did. (If not, then I will revise earlier statements.)

Regardless, I still don't understand how Sony, who on the previous installments had David Koepp, Scott Rosenberg, Alvin Sargent, Michael Chabon, Millar/Gough working on the script, ended up with Sargent (okay, I get it) and Sam Raimi (hmmmm...ok), and...Ivan Raimi? This is THE franchise for Sony, and they can't pony up for another A-list guy or gal? I think the only way Ivan Raimi ends up on this film is because Raimi had carte blanche.

Maybe they had someone ghosting, but I don't recall hearing or reading anything to that effect.

Posted by: TuckPendleton [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 09:59 AM

1) Best movie - Once, Ratatoullie, Hairspray, Away From Her, Waitress
2) Worst movie - I Know Who Killed Me, Spiderman 3
3) Biggest creative winner - It's definately Apatow's year
4) Biggest creative loser - Lindsay Lohan Say what you want about her but at one time she was a promising actress and now her movies and personal life have ruined that hope -- for now
5) Most overrated - any sequel with a "3" at the end
6) Most underrated - Well it did make money but I think Ratatoullie should have been a Finding Nemo sized hit, it was awesome
7) Biggest surprise - honestly I think I am surprised at how much I hated a Mighty Heart, given the pedigree and the fact that I myself am a journalist so it was topical
8) Favorite scene - the piano scene where they sing the duet in Once
9) Breakout star - The Simpsons! I was like 1989 all over again!
10) Most unfortunate success - Spiderman 3, Shrek 3, took two awesome franchises and kinda killed them

Posted by: iowabeef [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:00 AM

Shia LeBeouf did nothing for me in Transformers, but I just caught Disturbia on DVD and was surprised how much I liked him in it.

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:10 AM

Best: Ratatouille
Worst: Evan Almighty, Fantastic 4 2
Biggest Creative Winner: The Apatow twosome
Biggest Creative Loser: Sam Raimi, even though I think Spider-Man 3 is underrated.
Most overrated: Transformers. Come on guys, raise your standards.
Most underrated: 28 Weeks Later
Biggest surprise: How sloppily made Spider-Man 3 was (even though I liked it)
Favorite scene: Anton Ego's flashback, Ratatouille
Breakout star: Shia TheBeef
Worst success: All the bloated sequels.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:25 AM

1) Best movie: Ratatouille; beautiful, adult and what a family movie should be. A film every member of the family will like. Will age well.

2) Worst movie: A tie between Hostel II and Sicko (you didn't think I'd pick Spiderman 3 did ya?)

3) Biggest creative winner: Knocked Up/Apatow team, they just keep raising the bar.

4) Biggest creative loser; Lindsay Lohan, and I say this because she has genuine talent and sex appeal but it has been overshadowed by her personal life. Unfortunate all around.

5) Most overrated - The Bourne Ultimatum, The left leaning New Republic said it best. Take out the overt left-wing ideology and this is nowhere near the great film critics are claiming. Michael Bay holds his shots longer. The Bourne films are good, but have not made the cultural impact of Bond no matter what its fans claim. Not bad by any definition...but overrated? Dear god, yes.

6) Most underrated -Spiderman 3, not because it is a very good film, but just because it is not the absolute piece of shite everyone is saying. Much like the Star Wars prequels, it only suffers because what came before it was so great. Won't age as badly as some claim.

7) Biggest surprise- I loved Knocked Up but we all kinda knew it would deliver. The biggest surprise was Live Free or Die Hard. Even for those who did not love it, it was not the crap we all expected. I actually thought it was pretty damn good.

8) Favorite scene - Gotta say the Bruce Willis-Maggie Q mash up in the elevator shaft with the vehicle in Live Free or Die Hard.

9) Breakout star- Seth Rogen. Shia already was hot and got Indy before Transformers. Rogen is the true, out from nowhere star who made us take notice. Heigel already is a star from numerous TV series.

10) Most unfortunate success-License to Wed is far too obvious and trite. I'll say Shrek 3. A half assed success if ever there was one that just gave more of the same ol' same'ol. Deserved to fall on its face for laziness, but got rewarded instead.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:31 AM

A film doesn't have to be good to have cultural impact, Nicol, and vice versa.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:47 AM

Best: RATATOUILLE
Worst: SPIDERMAN 3
Biggest Creative Winner: PIXAR
Biggest Creative Loser: SAM RAIMI and TIM STORY (FF2)
Most overrated: KNOCKED UP
Most underrated: RATATOUILLE
Biggest surprise: LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Favorite scene: THE SIMPSONS' skateboarding/nude sequence
Breakout star: SHIA LABOUEF
Most unfortunate success: SHREK III

Posted by: Spacesheik [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:55 AM

Never said it did, Jeffrey. Never said it did.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 10:57 AM

Keeping in mind I haven't seen Superbad or Rush Hour 3 yet, and didn't see any of the earlier three-quels or Die Hard or Once, which I've heard is amazing.

1) Best movie - Rataouille
2) Worst movie - (I'll leave blank because I avoided the really bad stuff)
3) Biggest creative winner - Hairspray (it had me)
4) Biggest creative loser - Dreamworks. They sure sucked it up this summer, but did earn the $$$.
5) Most overrated - Knocked Up (though I did like it) and Waitress (cute movie, but nothing special)
6) Most underrated - No End in Sight (remarkable)
7) Biggest surprise - How FUNNY The Simpsons turned out to be.
8) Favorite scene - The rats fleeing the home in Ratatouille; Tom Hanks cameo in The Simpsons; The bouncer scene in Knocked Up.
9) Breakout star - supporting stars of Knocked Up
10) Most unfortunate success - Transformers (more Toy movies on the way...great)

Posted by: Hopscotch [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 11:16 AM

Shit, Forgot about Evan.

2) Worst movie - Evan Almighty. And am very glad it's a failure.

Posted by: Hopscotch [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 11:17 AM

i confess i have not seen spiderman 3 yet, but i did make the unfortunate mistake of seeing FF2. you guys are really scaring me if you think spiderman 3 is worse than FF2. i mean, that's gotta be really, really awful.

or is it that you guys were smart enough not to see the dreck that was the rise of the silver surfer?

Posted by: hendhogan [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 12:07 PM

1) Best movie -- The Bourne Ultimatum
2) Worst movie -- Evan Almighty
3) Biggest creative winner -- Apatow's crew
4) Biggest creative loser -- Shrek
5) Most overrated -- Ratatouille
6) Most underrated -- Sunshine & Waitress & 1408
7) Biggest surprise -- 28 Weeks Later
8) Favorite scene -- The Bourne Ultimatum
9) Breakout star -- Seth Rogen
10) Most unfortunate success -- Rush Hour 3

Posted by: Weinberg [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 12:14 PM

This may have been the greatest summer in terms of dollars earned, but it has been the most mediocre in terms of quality. Knocked Up and Ratatouille would be my favorites so far this summer with This is England close behind and my least favorites would be I Know Who Killed Me and Broken English (although the former is certainly much worse than the latter. Expecations play into it as well, I expected the former to be terrible and was surprised that the latter was bad as well).

But everything else I saw was really blah. I walked out of so many movies this summer saying to myself, "eh." I didn't hate most of them and I certainly didn't love most of them, I was surprisingly indifferent. I wonder if perhaps the lack of great or terrible movies will indeed enforce a slump next summer.

Posted by: Noah [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 12:32 PM

David:

"The only first two weeks of August that seem to have been better are 2001, with Rush Hour 2, American Pie 2, and The Princess Diaries 2."

That was the first Princess Diaries. You're making me feel old! And girly!

Posted by: Tofu [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 01:30 PM

Wow, Potter not mentioned AT ALL yet?

1) Best movie - Rataouille was pretty well done, but Potter & Pirates tie since they have had so much buildup and payoff.

2) Worst movie - Rush Hour 3. Totally lacked a storyline to even speak of.

3) Biggest creative winner - Pixar. Why do people ever doubt them?

4) Biggest creative loser - Even with the Silver Surfer and MUCH better plotting, no one could bother to care this summer. Spider-Man 3 at least got attention.

5) Most overrated - Transformers. This is not a quality movie. Hell, it is barely a movie. An odd ride to be sure, but nothing I cared to remember beyond the flashy colors.

6) Most underrated - Ocean's 13. Holds up after three screenings. Just easy on the eyes and to chill with.

7) Biggest surprise - 1408! A horror movie that bothers to inject some entertainment it's running time.

8) Favorite scene - Harry Potter 3D IMAX last twenty minutes. Amazing, and the crowd at last got what they paid for from one of these IMAX conversions. See it now, it is a true theatrical event.

9) Breakout star - Evanna Lynch turn in Potter won entire legions of fans over.

10) Most unfortunate success - Live Free or Die Hard, a major step backwards for the series, and dull to a fault.

28 Weeks Later and Fantastic Four just came and went.

Posted by: Tofu [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 01:54 PM

1) Best movie: Once, Knocked Up, The Bourne Ultimatum

2) Worst movie: License to Wed, Delta Farce, Bratz

3) Creative winner: Judd Apatow and friends

4) Creative loser: Brett Ratner

5) Overrated: Waitress, A Mighty Heart, Eagle vs. Shark

6) Underrated | well, underseen: Stardust, Sunshine, You Kill Me

7) Biggest surprise: 28 Weeks Later (that good), Spider-Man 3 (that bad), Hot Rod (that funny), Harry Potter (that improved from its source)

8) Favorite scene: Julia Stiles' reaction, Peter O'Toole's big speech, and Bruce Willis trapped in that tunnel

9) Breakout star: Mary Elizabeth Winstead (what? I love the gal)

10) Most unfortunate success: Chuck & Larry, Rush Hour 3, Spider-Man 3

-Sorry for all the rule-bending. Couldn't help myself.

Posted by: William Goss [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 02:27 PM

Hey, good answers. Thanks. Insomnia kinda spurned this list on last night. Funny how so many match my own:

1)Best: Bourne Ultimatum -- Is there a better Part 3 on record? I'd reckon Greengrass is one more hit away from being the Director of The Decade.
2)Worst: Ocean's 13 -- Brett Ratner would have done a better job directing this lazy piece of shit. I'm being dead serious.
3)Creative winner: Actor/Writer/Pervert Seth Rogan.
4)Creative loser: Steven Soderbergh, who seems to have given up on being a serious filmmaker.
5)Overrated: Knocked Up -- Yeah, I know what I said on #3, but this movie felt false most of the way through.
6)Underrated: 28 Weeks Later -- A horror flick that remembers to be scary.
7)Surprise: That the Len Wiseman directed Live Free or Die Hard had a weird little song in its heart.
8)Favorite scene: The punchline of the naked skateboarding Bart in The Simpsons Movie. Now that's funny.
9)Breakout star: Shia Lebouf Jones Junior Esquire and Keri "Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie" Russell.
10)Unfortunate success: The soulless, heartless, charmless Michael Bay earning another few $200 million greenlights.

Posted by: Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 02:56 PM

Will not compile a list until I've seen Superbad, RH3, Stardust, Last Legion, Invasion.

Just wondering Dave why you think Transformers will basically fall of the earth at 306m when its at 304m now after 44 days. Pirates was at 300m after 44 and still crawled to 306 at 63 days. Additionally, Transformers earned 400K yesterday, with Ratatouille earning almost the same but you think the Rat still has about 15M left in the tank but Transformers only 2m. Some fuzzy math for sure.

I'm personnally glad the "Big 3" wont be what everyone said it would be and just sorry that Potter wont also spoil the party, as they were the three most disappointing sequels in sequel history and IMO the box office should have been the reverse of how they were released.

Now that the dust has settled, do you guys think that they hurt each other and would any of them have gotten to 400m if we had one less 3quel to deal with. Quality notwithstanding of course.

Posted by: Bulldog68 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 05:44 PM

1) Best movie - Spider-Man 3 (yeah, I said it)
2) Worst movie - Skinwalkers
3) Biggest creative winner - Ratatouille
4) Biggest creative loser - Shrek 3
5) Most overrated - Hairspray
6) Most underrated - Spider-Man 3
7) Biggest surprise - Waitress
8) Favorite scene - The chase (ha!) in The Bourne Ultimatum
9) Breakout star - Jonah Hill
10) Most unfortunate success - Live Free or Die Hard

Posted by: Goulet [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 05:45 PM

Tofu; are you kidding me? I gave props to OotP and Evanna Lynch way up thread. Throw a brother a bone will you.

Now on to Spider-Man and FF2; what the fuck? On some level; I can understand the dislike of Transformers. Bay and his way of telling a story, are not exactly a cup of joe everyone likes to drink.

However, Spidey and the FF2, told comic book stories on a rather grand scale. I have no idea what people expect or assume they are going to get from COMIC Book films anymore because the FF2 works on a very COMIC BOOK Level. Yet it lacks the darkness or something, that people want?

Spidey 3 is even more confusing for one reason only; IT RESOLVED EVERYTHING. Everything that they left danging for 5 freaking years got resolved with two villians, one face turn, and one eliminate of a great character who freakin Raimi never respected.

Yes: The film could have been shorter. It could have gone without all the silly EMO PETEY stuff. Yet; it ties everything into a neat little bow in that universe, and could easily be a series ender. If Sony did not need the cash. Does any of this make Spidey or FF2 great films? No. They are films that told their stories as well as the comics ever could, and without Spidey having to explain to the Beyonder how to use the bathroom. So... they are what they are but decrying them as the worst of anything... makes very little sense.

This has been my ranting in defense of Spidey and FF2. HIIIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: IOIOIOI [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 06:07 PM

Glad to see Ratatouille on many lists.

Posted by: ployp [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 06:18 PM

Ugh, Ratatouille is easily the most overrated. I can't believe so many people are excited about this morally dubious, horribly-premised and laugh-free film - it looks great, but there is absolutely nothing there except for the odious exhalatation of natural genius at the expense of colloboration and love for what you do, even if you aren't great at it. By the end of the film, you have a whole bunch of talentless, no-nothing plebs following the whims of a supreme dictator who doesn't allow anyone to have any of their own ideas regarding food, and who doesn't really appear to love making food, just dislikes other people not being perfect. And the film sets up a world where rats are both despised vermin AND fit to handle and serve food, which doesn't work at all. And what the hell was with the stupid hair control thing?

Why are people slavering over this thing?

Posted by: transmogrifier [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 06:31 PM

However, that's not to say it was the worst of summer: Spider-Man 3 takes that honor.

Posted by: transmogrifier [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 06:33 PM

"Supreme dictator"? I thought it was more about team spirit and getting over their former ostracization.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:02 PM

IOIOIOI: Good job, super thumbs up! I threw and 'Potter' into the browser search after a quick look and nothing turned up.

I count FF2 and SM3 as losers as their crowd reactions did nothing to expand their prospective audiences. I myself was just sort of 'whatever' to them both, just like the originals.

transmogrifier: Don't think I caught where Remy didn't allow anyone to have their own ideas. He clearly loved the creation of food.

Posted by: Tofu [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:09 PM

I will agree that Ratatouille, like Incredibles before it, promotes a certain amount of elitism - in a good way.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:12 PM

i'm sorry, but ff2 works on no level whatsoever. if you're a fan of the comic, you don't recognize these characters. but, if you're a fan of movies in general, this thing is just a mess. huge plot holes and things that go nowhere. not to mention the waaaay overt commercial tie ins

Posted by: hendhogan [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:25 PM

Loved Ratatouille and Once. Liked Spider-Man 3, FF:ROTSS, Sicko, The Simpsons, Harry Potter, Hairspray, Knocked Up, Rescue Dawn, Talk to Me, Stardust, Bourne, My Best Friend, Sunshine, Waitress. Did not like Pirates 3 or Shrek 3. Didn't see Transformers or Die Hard 4. Can't wait to see Superbad.

Posted by: Jerry Colvin [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 07:29 PM

In non-defence of Spider-Man 3, Raimi overstuffed the movie with villains, scenes of silly dialogue, camp (Saturday Night Fever? That musical sequence?) and every thing has been filled with cliche after cliche (Franco turning good and then dying is possibly the lamest one of all). The characters were weak (Sandman? What the hell was that?) and it was longwinded (oh, he's not dead? Great. Oh! And here's another villain for the final half hour). I can sort of understand how someone could like the movie if they have a real vested interest in the series longform, but all you guys saying "It's not as bad as everyone says" or making up reasons why we didn't like it... well, you need to realise people have a difference of opinions. Yeah?

And to Jesse, I'd love to be able to say I saw a better movie from the US Summer season than Transformers but stuff like Ratatouille or Hairspray haven't been released here.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:23 PM

If that's the case, Camel, find something that came out in the U.S. in the spring that didn't make it to Australia until May or June. ;)

And you make up reasons of your own why people would like Spiderman 3 ("a vested interest in the series"? Fiscally or emotionally? ;) )... people often do that when they can't figure out what the big deal is in either direction. For me, Spiderman 3 had some classic sequel problems but if all it took to sink those movies were a couple of cliches, the series would've been dead at #1. And I liked the musical sequences because they were funny.

Posted by: jesse [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 08:56 PM

Go slowly, guys. Ol' Third Week Cadavra still hasn't seen ONCE, SICKO, SIMPSONS, POTTER, BOURNE, STARDUST, JANE, TALK TO ME...

Posted by: Cadavra [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 09:43 PM

Spider-Man 3 isn't as bad as everyone says.
I'm right there with you, Cadavra, on half of those - I just tonight saw Hairspray (not as good as the original).

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 12:57 AM

Jesse, it's my belief that certain people may be looking at Spider-Man 3 with rose-tinted glasses because they don't wanna see that it was a major step down from Spider-Man 2, which was (in my mind) one of the three best films of 2004.

But just because you say it's not as bad as people say doesn't mean that I'm simply going to forget why I didn't like and go "you know what? you're right!" At least, Jesse, you're giving reasons why you thought it wasn't as bad as people are saying as opposed to many other people. Those who are negative towards it can give many many reasons as to why, but it seems quite a few of those who are positive towards it just say the equivelant of "because I say so".

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 08:31 AM

Hogan, love the FF, and I read the comic. These are the same characters. Excuse Tim Story for not living by the geek creedo; "BITCHES: IT BETTER BE DARK OR I AM GOING TO BITCH!"

Posted by: IOIOIOI [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 01:41 PM

I can excuse TIm Story for that, I just can't excuse him for having a lame sense of humor and no ability to direct actors or concoct a compelling story.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 05:07 PM

This whole thread reinforces my impression that, these days, rabid hyperbole drows out reasoned judgement (and not just in film appreciation). Sorry, folks, but Spider-Man 3 isn't that bad, Superbad isn't that good.

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 05:57 PM

But Knocked Up is THE MOVIE THAT MADE ME LAUGH UNTIL I VOMITED!

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 07:17 PM

David, maybe it did indeed make you vomit. But, then again, maybe that's why you (and, to be fair, Jeff Wells) vastly underestimated its potential, while I got it right when I wrote the review that, judging from the number of times I saw it quoted, directly or otherwise, in USA Today and LA Times and theater lobbies everywhere, pretty much set the agenda. (Proving again that even a stopped clock can be right at least twice a day.) If that upsets you, well, to paraphrase Noel Coward: Gnawing regret can make some people turn extremely bitter. LOL. Just take comfort in knowing that you called Flags of Our Fathers far more accurately than I did.

Posted by: Joe Leydon [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 17, 2007 07:34 PM

Maybe it would be better if you guys weren't out to be RIGHT so often that you had to make 'calling' a movie into a competition.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 18, 2007 01:29 AM

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