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August 27, 2007

Cheney's Next Gig

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Posted by poland at August 27, 2007 10:44 PM

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"YO HO! YO HO! AN ECONOMICALLY DRAINING, ARMED FORCES DEPLETING, AND QUAGMIRE OF A WAR... FOR ME!"

Officer: "They are singing Lord Beckett."

Lord Beckett[bemused]: "Oh snap."

Posted by: IOIOIOI [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2007 11:05 PM

Well, at least on the bright side, his Q Score will definitely go up.

Does he get a love scene with Keira?

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 27, 2007 11:29 PM

Change of subject. Not sure who votes in those polls on IMDb, but they have one today asking what September release people are most anticipating and the #1 atm is 3:10 to Yuma. Surprise?

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 12:31 AM

NEXT gig? How much booty does one have to pirate in order to be recognized as the greatest of them all?

:(

Posted by: Tofu [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:15 AM

Big Time!

Posted by: The Carpetmuncher [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 09:43 AM

not too surprised 310 has Bale and Crowe, Walk the Line cachet and a ton of tv ads playing for the last two-three weeks. I mean noone knows Brave One, Eastern Promises, Across the Universe, Lust Caution, Darjeeling, Jesse James and Into the Wild are coming out at this point, the other big commercial film in September will probably be the Kingdom, but that's at the end of the month, and the TV ads for it won't gear up until the Saturday/Sunday football games at least.

Posted by: movielocke [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 11:02 AM

That poll is just registering name recognition and the fact that 3:10 comes out the first weekend of the month.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 11:12 AM

Here's an interesting thought, what films are going to open more than 30 million from September until December. How about more than 50 million?

more than 30:
310 to Yuma
The Kingdom
Heartbreak Kid
Rendition
Saw IV
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Enchanted
National Treasure
Charlie Wilson's War

more than 50:
American Gangster
Beowulf
The Golden Compass
I am Legend

Posted by: movielocke [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 11:13 AM

Yes and somewhere, in a kinder, more just, wise and democratic alternate reality, Dubya, the current director of all those D.C. Pirates, has been replaced by Gore Verbinski.... or Bruckheimer.... or Mickey Mouse, or Minnie ... or Daffy D- ...oh, nevermind...

Posted by: seenmyverite? [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 12:16 PM

Don't worry, in just a little over a year, you will have your Daffy Duck as president.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:02 PM

So you mean Obama, because Daffy is black?

I'm kidding.

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:04 PM

Nicol shakes fist in air.

"Why you!?!?"

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:08 PM

Well played.


Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:15 PM

Daffy Duck would certainly be a huge step up after Baby Huey.

Posted by: Cadavra [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 01:42 PM

If Yuma or Rendition open to over 30 million dollars, you will have execs screwing in the hallways at those distributors. If they open to 30 combined it will be a feat.

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 03:30 PM

So here's hoping it happens!

Posted by: jeffmcm [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 03:35 PM

I'm really looking forward to Yuma as I love all of the talent involved but I'm thinking even a high teens opening would be a real stretch.

I have no idea what the TV spots are like but I know of nobody that really wants to see it.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 03:38 PM

Rendition goes down in flames. Worst performance of Reese's modern career.

No one wants to see a film about the war on terror.

I think the total box office between Kingdom and Rendition might be 60 million total.

I just don't see people running out to see these films unless they can market Kingdom as a military thriller and not a war on terror flick and hope it holds that way.

The Rendition trailer had people laughing when it showed. Reese's screaming at the end was met with assorted mockery and groans.

Posted by: anghus [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 28, 2007 06:37 PM

Yeah, I don't see Rendition or Yuma debuting to more than $20mil, let alone $30mil.

Will $50mil worth of people come out to see a 3 hour gangster flick (American Gangster). Pedigree notwithstanding, that sounds like a stetch.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 29, 2007 05:12 AM

Yeah, I don't see Rendition or Yuma debuting to more than $20mil, let alone $30mil.

Will $50mil worth of people come out to see a 3 hour gangster flick (American Gangster). Pedigree notwithstanding, that sounds like a stetch.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 29, 2007 05:13 AM

aagh! My apologies. Sometimes this blog mocks me with it's delayed reactions.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 29, 2007 05:14 AM

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