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August 14, 2007
EXCLUSIVE: Reclusive Star Caught In Sex Tape Scandal
We generally try to stay away from these sordid stories on The Hot Blog, but TMZ.com is really important now and Harvey Levin really hasn't sold his soul to The Devil (according to The Devil, the contract is not yet signed, but negotiations continue apace), so here we go.
We won't tell you where these came from - and there are more photos after the jump - but I think we all can finally know the facts... E.T. is a girl... and she's quite the fan of My Best Friend's Wedding's Rupert Everett!!!
And as this wide shot exposes... E.T. is not a solo act!
And doesn't this close-up look a lot like a critic who is all thumbs in a crappy Charlie Chaplin disguise with a certain grown up Angel?
Posted by poland at August 14, 2007 04:56 PM
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Previously on Twin Peaks...
Posted by: Crow T Robot ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.mcnblogs.com/thehotblog/nav-commenters.gif)
at August 14, 2007 05:42 PM
E.T. bone home...
Posted by: mutinyco at August 14, 2007 05:56 PM
I am Mr. Rourke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island!
God, do I have to leave this town already.
Posted by: Aris P at August 14, 2007 06:09 PM
*CONTEST*
Whoever can come up with the best Reese's Pieces joke gets to star in the next Lunch With David!
Posted by: mutinyco at August 14, 2007 06:39 PM
This is certainly not something I expected to see today
(...or is it?)
Posted by: jeffmcm at August 14, 2007 06:45 PM
Wow, that's just so.... wrong.
Vic
Posted by: Screen Rant at August 14, 2007 09:19 PM
Excuse me I have to sterilize the needles with fire before stabbing them into my eyes. Or maybe I'll just go watch Roadhouse again to get these images out of my head.
Posted by: teambanzai at August 15, 2007 09:00 AM
Umm, seriously, what is this? I'm intrigued (not turned on in any way, but intrigued by what kind of weird p0rn thing it could be
Posted by: White Label at August 15, 2007 02:11 PM
Thanks for clarifying, White Label. We don't want none of them ALIEN lovers 'round here.
Posted by: lazarus at August 15, 2007 05:11 PM
Wait! Is that Drew Barrymore?
Posted by: Cadavra at August 15, 2007 06:29 PM
Yeah Poland, give us a hint as to where this came from - it's remarkably weird. Clearly any joker with a camera could make a lame ET porno, but...why the Victorian costumes?
Posted by: jeffmcm at August 15, 2007 08:23 PM
To quote Nathan Fillion in Slither - "That's some fucked up shit!"
Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 at August 16, 2007 12:08 AM
Didn't Samuel L. Jackson say that first...in like every movie he's ever been in?
Posted by: Cadavra at August 16, 2007 09:47 PM
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