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December 20, 2007

Do You Take This Standee...

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This stunt by Fox for 27 Dresses, putitng human standees in 27 theaters across the country when sneaking the film on the 27th of December, is sure to have one clear effect... to get guys excited for the promotion for the sequel, 27 Negligees.

Posted by poland at December 20, 2007 06:40 PM

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H E I G L = B O N E R.

Or, at least, it used to. Hey, fellas, remember when The Heig was just a fun, hot, unpretentious, C-list actress in Chucky movies and WB shows, and you could count on her to show up Maxim-sheened on the cover of a men's mag every other month?

Yeah. So, uh, can that K-Heig come back?

Her public image now seems so self-serious, and she's always mouthing off in the press with unsolicited opinions. Like, why is the chick from UNDER SIEGE 2 suddenly the go-to person for an indignant, angry, humorless quote about writers, or gender issues, or workplace homphobia, or contract negotiations?

Like, lighten up.

Eh, hardly matters anymore. Isn't she getting married now? That's always a bad idea for any hot actress-- that or having a kid. All that sex appeal goes TOTALLY out the window.

But I'm SUUUUUURE it'll last.

Posted by: LexG [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2007 08:09 PM

Heigl is one annoying loud mouth fag hag. I currently have 3 of those as friends.

Posted by: waterbucket [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2007 08:18 PM

Wow, Lex. You are. Exactly. Right.

She just seems so insipid.

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2007 08:22 PM

Waterbucket...

As a straight guy, I'm unsure of the rules of employing the "FH" description, but it seems apt.

Like, we should all strive to remove those words from the vernacular, and workplace discrimination and slurs are unacceptable... but why was she carrying on like Ron Goldman?

Posted by: LexG [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2007 08:37 PM

somebody actually got paid for this idea (and i'm wearin' a cardboard belt)........

Posted by: scooterzz [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 20, 2007 10:12 PM

Hmmph, 27 Dresses looks innocent enough to me and I like Heigl - although her character on Grey's Anatomy is quite possibly the most frustrating of all time.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 21, 2007 05:17 AM

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