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...I just heard the WGA has awarded full screenplay credit to Zak Penn.

...flabbergasted that MUNICH became a victim of the 'Poland Curse'

Eric Bana, eat your heart out!

. . .or I've learned that Iron-Man did more in it's opening weekend than The Incredible Hulk will do all summer.

...i'm MELTING!!!!!! Who would have ever thought a small amount of liquid would ever land me ME?!?

...she has braces!

...I just realized how much I've sold out starring in this crappy movie.

...recreate the church scene at the end of The Graduate?

...sit down and finish these tax returns.

...I'm about to regret signing on for Road Trip 2.

...Rev. Wright just called to say he would be willing to put an endorsing quote on the one sheet of my summer movie.

...the cavity search just started.

...I'm going to find out what the NYPD does with plungers....

...I just found out that Courtney Love wants to get back together and isn't taking "I'm not really that into you" for an answer.

...I just took too much Metamucil.

...All the votes have been counted and McCain is the winner.

.... I just learned that changing some dialogue here and there and removing a couple scenes doesn't mean I wrote the movie.

kill Ang Lee.

...I just had a visit from the "ghost of box office future".

...Look at 'em all, laughing. Laughing at me!

..."Hulk" final cut was just awarded to Tony Kaye!

...practice my "jazz hands" for "Hulk!: The Musical." It's gonna be a Broadway "smash!"

...I'm on the set of The Score, re-enacting the butter scene from Last Tango in Paris with Marlon.

... Just practicing my Judd Hirsch impersonation.

...I'm waiting for Snoopy to come home.

...Everyone has realized my talent does not justify my douche bag, take over your production, behavior and my career is headed to Vegas!!

... I'm going to OWN Louis Leterrier in the editing room.

(I'm bringing OWN back)

...that hooker's urinating on my movie poster...standing up...but not like that scene in The Full Monty...and this erection is lasting WAY more than four hours...

(screw it - Bartholomew's taxes line is still the best)

...Clooney glued the f#@king windows again!

...my one night stand just boarded that school bus. Little prick!

...or I'm auditioning for FERRIS BUELLER 2: CAMERON RULES!

...I'm recreating the mirror scene from "Duck Soup" with Scott Wilson and a brown magic marker.

...15 years of mime practice and I'm STILL not ready ...

...this pane's only double glazed...

...that's a police funeral, and I really should have tinted the windows BEFORE building this, ummm, "greenhouse".

...the Ex-Lax could've picked a better time to kick in.

... or Tim Roth really DOES look like Ringo Starr. That line in Pulp Fiction is totally making sense now!

...I broke up with Salma Fucking Hayek. Wait, is that an ice cream truck?

...I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

Either I'm About To Hulk Out Or...

Tony Kaye slipped horse lax into my juice ealier.

My fucking agent missed the small print concerning an ITALIAN JOB prequel.

I just realised I am as phoney as Aaron Stampler in Primal Fear.

Those long gestating Courtney crabs have hatched.

Shauna just slipped a finger in 'back there'

... I just realized HOW FUCKING WRONG DAVID POLAND IS ABOUT IRON-MAN!

Explode with Iron Man spoilers if I don't get a Spoiler thread.

If the TRIB does not sell the CUBS to CUBAN! MAGNOLIA FILMS ALL UP IN YER STANK!

...Nicole Kidman's botox doctor screwed me over!

...they just picked Rose Marie to block!

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