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FUCK YEAH.

I HAVE A BONER NOW.

This thread was made for you Lez.

duct tape that caps lock to the keyboard and go crazy!

Sorry, lex.

"Lez" is an different thread altogether.

...or is it?

THIS CHICK OWNED IN HITMAN.

PLUS SHE WAS NAKED AS FUCK IN THAT.

OWNAGE. GOOD MOVIE, TOO. SHECK IT OUT.

I'D LIKE TO SOLACE ON HER QUANTUM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

LICENCE TO BONER.

Why does hotblog link to www.joblo.com?

Not that I mind....

Eva Green. Nuff said.

Wow, there's a nightcap I wouldn't mind having.

Impressive.

November is a month to look forward to like no other.

Her hair is fucked up.

You may be right, T. Holly. I can't be sure, however, because I'm not able to focus on her hair for more than a millisecond at a time.

Okay, hey David Poland, WTF? Are you specifically aiming at the Lex G demographic now? Is this the same person who posted "Politics or Porn" a couple of days ago? This is some kind of nonsense.

jeffymac, one day when you are all grown up you might find that attractive.

These feelings are OK, you do not need to be ashamed. Someday you might find it natural to find images such as this to be appealing.

here you go boys. click my name for a better view of Olga.

And for her bondage scenes
http://videos.fhm.com/services/link/bcpid1155838818/bclid1173351012/bctid1178164945

That scared the women off yet?

Wow. That is incredibly photoshopped.

I am also deeply disappointed in you, Poland. And I have to say:

A wuma wa wa wa wa!

Nice pic. I kinda liked her in Hitman, even if the movie was slightly retarded.

HITMAN FUCKING OWNED.

I am SO DEPRESSED THAT I WILL NEVER BANG THIS CHICK.

I AM FUCKING HORNY ARRRRRRRGH

IT SUCKS NOT TO BE GETTING LAID BY CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS.

I HATE MYSELF. HOW DO YOU TIE A NOOSE?

Let us know if it works.

http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

David, I actually have MORE respect for you for sharing this.

Wow, she's thin but that's an amazing photo. I wouldn't have recognized her as the girl from Hitman. I thought she was kinda cute in that but nothing to surplant my memory of Linda Fiorentino as the Eastern European espionage maiden of choice from her turn in Gotcha!

Alrighty, who wants to get a game of Assassins going?!

And another autoerotic asphyxiation aficionado is born. (say that five times fast)

Hitman "owned" if you are 12, or think video games are the apex of artistic expression. Otherwise, it was a pretty dumb story - with some nice explosions, and a naked chick.

I AM SO DEPRESSED.

Instead of that noose shit, I SHOULD GO TO VEGAS AND BANG LIKE 15 HOOKERS.

I need to be BANGING like 67 times an AFTERNOON, I think about sex every split fucking second.

But NO ESCORT would look like THIS CHICK, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME DUDES GET TO BANG CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS, FUCK THAT IS DEPRESSING.

HITMAN OWNS YOUR FUCKING ASS, SON.

MORE LIKE FROM RUSSIA WITH LOAD.

FOR YOUR ASS ONLY.

FUCK YEAH, THIS CHICK IS FUCKING HOT.

BONER TIME. INSIDE MOVES, MOTHERFUCKER.

Yeah, I'll try to keep that in mind the next time I never watch it ever again.

Son.

God, damn. You are one creepy SOB. No wonder you spend so much time in here. You'd probably be arrested for masturbating on street corners if you left the house.

I WANT TO SNORT FUN DIP OFF THIS CHICK'S ASS.

That looks a pretty woman under all that Adobe.

MY 12:46 COMMENT ought to AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY ME for WGA MEMBERSHIP, because if that line was in a fucking Apatow movie, it'd be quoted the world over for fucking decades.

Someone call Defamer, I deserve another shoutout for my yeoman's effort here.

FUCK YEAH.

Get over yourself.

Oh, and that line sucks. Maaaaybe a few middle school kids would repeat it, thinking (wrongfully) that it makes them sound cool. Kinda like the guy who wrote it.

Fuck Yeah.

It's funny... my thought when posting this was that it marked a clear distinction between political talk and some frivolous movie chatter... but the reaction was, uh, moister than expected.

Just goes to show...

"That scared the women off yet?"

Didn't scare me off yet, no, but my eyes are rolling back in my head at the boy's locker room antics generated by a picture of a woman in a bikini. Good god, do none of you have sex lives with actual women?

And seriously, David, if you're going to post pics that are near-porn on the blog here, I want some Photoshopped pics of some half-nekkid men to balance it out.

90% of the boys/men who are 'really' into film that I meet in my business - Programmers, directors, producers, critics, nerds - all of them are are in sexual stasis. There is some major sexual dysfunction going on with guys into movies/comics who spend too long on the web. Unlike the sex crazed teens of the 50-80s, the teens of naughts are terrified of intimacy, sexual or otherwise with a strong female. They've grown up with thinking busting out a bukake move is normal first date schtick. They imagine the competitive alpha male world (see LexG's insecurities) is full of ten inch cocks and gorgeous women who need stallions to satisfy. LexG thinking girls like Olga are unattainable is sad. You have to leave the house first Lex. Why not go do a course with a PUA like Mystery and get over the impossibility of banging a model. Its not that hard. And its a small part of what your life should be. Now grow the fuck up you depressing little hobgoblin.

What's PUA?

Lex G - May Bill Clinton mistake you for an intern.

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