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GAH! Don't do that without warning!

...Sorry, it's just the whole concoction is a smidge creepy....

In the words of George C. Scott, TURN IT OFF!

would be less creepy if i didn't think Dave was pleasuring himself to this.

http://www.trekyourself.com/?mId=29973090.3

Is Poland's chick who I think it is? This isn't meant as an insult to her when I say the program and facial tone have essentially rendered her as Michael Myers from that shot in the first HALLOWEEN when he picks up the phone after strangling PJ Soles.

In other words, SINISTER.

Hey, does this mean I could make one of these with K-STEW or Hilton? OWNAGE.

Wow. That you took the time to roast Finke like that. I'm worried for you.

Yes. The obsession is down right Ahab-ian.

I'd like to see Dave morphed into Montalban's Khan...

"From Wilshire's heart I stab at thee!"

LexG and doug r had the only non-myopic responses of the last six.

I wish those of you who need it a wider sense of the universe. You each spent more time commenting on me than I did making the silly thing. We sell senses of humor in the gift shop... my treat.

My comment wasn't 'myopic'. It was a reaction to the thing being horrible and not funny.

(Since you asked though, I agree with Crow).

hey david poland, goodness knows with my track record around here the past few day of fighting to the death like yosemite sam with all guns blazing, me trying to be the voice of reason will likely sound like total BS, but honestly, without trying to ignite the methane and or stir the pot or insult you or take you on or any such thing - and as someone who wasn't bothered by you using finke's face:

with your long track record of obvious disdain and contempt for finke, can you honestly say you're surprised that in this thread people have commented/focused on it, you taking the mickey out of finke yet again with your extremely creepy talking-head and 'idiots and morons' sound bite of her? it seems a bit disingenuous on your part; from the outside looking in, it looks like you are baiting the hook. that's how it seems to me, anyway, and i thought i'd let you know in as 'non-rant' a way possible

Dave,

your grip on reality is, at best, fleeting.

I doubt it took me more time to type a sentence than it took for you to set up virtual Finke.

That's the thing about unhealthy obsession. It skews your reality.

It's your site and you can devote as many words as you want to your Finke obsession. But brother, let me tell ya, unless this is a consciouss move to drive traffic by creating a turf war, then you sir are in an unhealthy area. Here's some SAT logic for you.

David Poland is to Nikki Finke as:

Fox News is to Barack Obama

The only person here that needs perspective (other than LexG), is you.

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