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I guess this is Zac's Shatneresque "get a life" SNL routine. Only difference is that it's not funny.

I actually thought that bit was quite funny. And his opening monologue was perfectly amusing before the writers/cast had to ruin it by inserting cast members playing 'tween fans' in a joke that went no where.

This was sort of amusing and you almost CAN'T hate on this dude.

Like, what kinda point are you kinda make? Yeah, Zac Efron, douche, pussy, Disney kid -- Whatever, dude. This dude has dated VANESSA HUDGENS and was in the SCREEN ACTORS GUILD when he was basically a kid.

Like, where's the MORAL HIGH GROUND in hating on the kid? More power to him.

I can't even CONCEIVE of banging famous chicks or being in movies at the age of 21. Fuck, I can't even conceive of being in THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES at the age when this kid was making bank.

If you don't grow up HERE, this kind of kid-actor shit is the most supernatural shit ever.

Letterman used to have some gag when he'd interview younger stars where he'd be all, "I hate a PAPER ROUTE at that age." But, like, TOTALLY.

How the fuck do you grow up in the city of LOS ANGELES? How do you have STAGE PARENTS who willingly sign you up to be IN MOVIES?

What if you grow up in rural Virginia with zero industry ties? HOW DO YOU EVER GET TO DO THIS SHIT?

Like they showed this guy on TMZ and he was arm in arm with TWO HOT CHICKS. Do you think he banged those chicks? If so, how can he be 1000% sure with absolutely no margin of error that they wouldn't get pregnant?

Anyway, good on him. Must be nice, going through life with good hair and having people know who you are.

Honestly, how do the rest of us EVEN GO ON when you compare yourself to this guy?

Speaking of hating on the youngens how about this:

http://www.movieline.com/2009/04/jamie-foxxs-easter-wish-for-miley-cyrus-get-chlamydia.php

I know a lot of people here don't care for Miley Cyrus - myself included - but no matter how much in jest Jamie Foxx is being in this clip (and I don't think much of it was in jest considering the sort of person who comes off as most of the time) I think there comes a point when using a 16-year-old's physical appearance as the butt of a joke is just ugly, vile and pathetic. Hoping she gets "gum transplants" and chlamydia amongst other things is just awful.

What a horrible person.

I liked him in Hairspray and I'm hoping that Orson Welles flick he did with Richard Linklater will come out at some point.

The sketch was okay, but the main thing it made me think was "Does Chris Elliot have a hot wife or something?" His daughter is pretty cute.

Random list of American celebrities doesn't "get"/has issues with:

Terrence Howard
Chris Rock
Jamie Foxx
Laurence Fishburne

Any common trends in the above?

^^ Celebrities KAMI doesn't get, sorry.

Just curious, like, do they HAVE black people in Australia?

I don't think your intentions are malicious, just maybe kinda clueless?

Also, Jamie Foxx's rant was FUNNY AS FUCK.

HELL YEAH, she got OWNED.

huh? I don't even think I've ever mentioned Laurence Fishburne once on this blog. I certainly don't have anything wrong with him. And the only time I mentioned Chris Rock was in criticising his Oscar jokes. But when I did that I also criticised Jon Stewart who is very much white.

Don't portray me as a racist. I know you have a problem with me but that's just fuckin' ridiculous.

I would like to point out that I know I have a problem with Lex too, but I wouldn't just call him a racist because he said he didn't think Ziyi Zhang was a bad actress and Yoko Ono a bad singer, ya know?

Whatever. Why am I justifying it. It's silly.

er, did think. Ugh. I'm too tired for this bullshit.

I would like to know why, if you're being serious Lex, you (or anybody for that matter) thinks it is acceptable to mock a 16-year-old girl for having big gums? I can understand the silliness at the girl wanting to meet Radiohead and all of that nonsense, but I'd love to see Foxx's reaction to someone mocking his 14-year-old daughter's appearance on live radio whether in seriousness or as a joke.

Hammond's Walt Disney was the best whee-the-Christ-did-that-come-from impression on the show since Hader busted out Vincent Price. And yes, the idea of steaming-cold anti-Semite Walt had me in stitches. I'm not proud.

That reminds me, don rickles on jay leno tonight! hope i can stay awake, i was up til 2am last night, thank godot for divo.

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