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June 17, 2009

Bruno Circle Jerk Continues

I'm beginning to think that Universal or SBC's peeps are behind what is looking more and more like one e-mail that has launched navel gazing about the film on the intellectual level of Sarah Palin wasting a week of the news cycle on a reasonable funny but uneventful Letterman monologue joke. (Like that idiocy, those continuing to try to build a story out of, literally in this case, fairy dust, are serving their own interests while pretending to be after bigger game.)

The New York Times ran the first stupid story last Thursday, inferring that they had seen the movie and, in great Sharon Waxman fashion, desperately chasing an old story into being a relevant current story, when there was none. (Here is Waxman's pathetic attempt to get ahead of the film's Toronto premiere after, unlike virtually every writer in town, she was not given access to the film in advance.)

Why was that story stupid? Because they were reporting on a movie they had not seen and would be able to see weeks before its release... but then they would be competing with the opinions of others. So they jumped the gun... quoted blogs like they were news... and generally made a mountain from a factual molehill.

But we were just getting started, because today we got the real Waxman and the really crazy Nikki Finke going at it in a battle of EXCLUSIVE!!!!s to "report" on an e-mail that both received from seems likely to be the same unnamable source, who allegedly is working on the film and does not like the movie.

Unlike the e-mail Finke published, every indication is that Universal HAS shown the movie to gay community leaders. The Wrap's version of the tale even has a GLAAD leader delusionally thinking that the film was changed significantly to comfort his concerns.

Of course, The Wrap is all about the National Enquirer headlines... "Gay Hollywood Comes Out ... Against 'Bruno'" and subheads, "Criticism from gay insiders led to reshoots on Sacha Baron Cohen's latest satire."

Wow... they must have a great source for that, right? "The filmmaker conducted "significant reshoots" to temper the troubled reaction of insiders from the Hollywood gay community, according to one person involved in the Bruno production who declined to be identified."

Oh... you mean the same cranky guy who wrote Nikki to tell her, "It is not a scathing depiction of homophobia -- but a grotesque satire of homosexuality. BrĂ¼no is a sickening mixture of narcissism, fetishism and shallowness - and he is virtually the only gay representation in the movie."

That's it, boys & girls. Someone sent an e-mail, so it must be true!

Neither story knows enough to mention the director, Larry Charles. Neither story mentions that Borat was similarly shot and reshot and recut until the bitter end. Neither story takes into account that they had to get the film past the MPAA and the initial NC-17.

The Wrap talked to 5 gay men who had seen a cut of the film... none of whom commented. One did. Marc Shaiman... the guy who does all the music for the South Park films... you know, where Satan is having a gay romance with Saddam Hussein, Kim Jung Il is pretty gay, Big Gay Al is "Suuuuper... thanks for asking," Mr Garrison is now Mrs Garrison, Mr Slave took Paris Hilton's entire body up the ass, Cartman's homophobia is endless, etc, etc, etc. They print his 250 word interview here. Of course, he hasn't even seen the rough cut of the film. So I wonder why the headline wasn't "I'll probably laugh my ass off." Hmmm...

The worst part about all this - aside from the relentless gossip mongering that comes days before the film will screen for a lot more people - is that it makes Gay America look like a bunch of prissy, whinny, self-absorbed, thin-skinned children... just as the idiotic coverage of Borat made Jews look, before Jews saw it and laughed their asses off too.

All comedy, save Swedish and absurdist, has a victim. We laugh, 99.9% of the time, at someone else's misfortune, whether it is as simple as a nursery school joke or as complex as The Producers playing Germany. "Dick In The Box" appeals to people because the men are so self-absorbed that they think their penis in a box is a top-notch present that any woman would want... not because they intend to get women they don't know to participate in illegal forced sexual encounters against their will.

This whole thing is every bit as important as coverage of Brumo or Borat's MPAA ratings meetings. What idiot didn't expect an initial NC-17, followed by an edit and an R? How is this news on this planet? But in a world in which Heidi and Spencer are apparently celebrities...

How about this? Let's all try to wait for news to happen before reporting on it? I know this is a competitive disadvantage to people who have the news judgments of Larry Flynt. But dear God... please... when I see CNN doing this story, the whole hour on Larry King - isn't it inevitable? - I'm going to vomit.

Posted by dpoland at June 17, 2009 05:50 PM

Comments

Reading the website Towleroad is strange sometimes. All the coverage Bruno is getting is receiving quite a bit of flak from the comments section over there. A lot think it's homophobic and basically "gay blackface" (but, then again, isn't any straight actor portaying someone gay technically?)

Obviously I haven't seen it yet either so I don't know if it is or isn't, but as a gay person I think it looks funny as anything I've seen in all year (and I've seen Obsessed!) Is it the film's fault if there are so many homophobic people out there who are stupid enough to go see Bruno? "they're not going to be able to get that subtext", says Marc Shaiman and he's probably right, but are the people who are dumb enough to not get the joke the sort of people who will go see a movie about an incredibly flamboyant gay person in the first place?

I actually want a big anti-gay marriage proponent to see the movie and use it in his defense of christian values argument because he would be laughed off stage and the whole argument would be see as the lie it is.

Posted by: KamikazeCamelV2.0 [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 17, 2009 11:06 PM

Sorry, but "gay blackface" is this year's stupid contribution to the cultural conversation so far. Spare me. Next person who says that surrenders all place in the discussion. Saying that no straight actor can play gay for any reason is ridiculous. If that's true, then I hereby demand that all closeted actors reveal themselves and only play gay. Forever. Because obviously no one can play something they aren't. If they could, they'd be... well... ACTORS.

This is just preposterous.

Posted by: Drew McW [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 17, 2009 11:25 PM

For the record...I have not seen Bruno yadda yadda yadda.

But I am very familiar with Cohen, the character etc. etc. etc.

It does seem like Cohen is a performer who wants to have his cake and eat it too. Probalem with Bruno as "exposing" homophobia as Cohen's defenders would have it is that the Bruno character himself is such an extreme character that one does not have to be anti-gay to be repelled by him. That many gay people are already saying this is a testament to this fact. Saying that "homophobes" will not get the fact that they are the butt of the joke really does not make sense. Seems to me, people that think Bruno is a complex commentary on gay culture and homophobia are really the butt of the joke.

One does not have to be homophobic to be repelled by Cohen's antics. As one observer on another blog put it...one only needs be an idiotophobe.

But all of this is really confusing...I thought the epitome of the new gay was what we previously thought was hetero-maculine (John Wayne, 300 Batman) and the new masculine was what we previously thought was gay (Bruno, Robin Williams drag queen impressions).

This post-modern stuff is all so confusing.

Posted by: Nicol D [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 08:41 AM

Actually, are any of the kids on "South Park" homophobic? I always thought that was part of the joke - they don't seem to question Mr. Slave in their classroom, or "Mrs." Garrison, or Big Gay Al as their scoutmaster.

Cartman is far too concerned about Jews to worry about gays.

Posted by: Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 09:23 AM

"Actually, are any of the kids on "South Park" homophobic?"

They call each other "fags". They must hate gay people.

Posted by: mysteryperfecta [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 09:49 AM

Ali G is brilliant, Borat and Bruno not so much. This is just extreme Candid Camera.

Posted by: christian [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 11:55 AM

What SBC does is a dangerous form of humor. Yes. He walks that line, brazenly.

If you choose to see it as "gayface" or if you choose to see Borat as abusive to a euro-culture, obviously, you can. And you can then spin it out into being hyper-sensitive to the people who are caught in the web. Did he expose people's truths or take advantage of them? Both.

Last summer, a number of us got almost daily e-mails about how horribly offensive The Love Guru was... not because it sucked... but because it was an offensive Hindu stereotype.

I am amazed that someone didn't scream about Wolverine being abusive to people who like to wear mutton chops.

But I can understand why Bruno could scare some people. But that fear is misguided, just as the idea that Borat would create Antisemitism was misguided.

That said, there is a doc out there about how upset the people in the town where Borat shot his opening still are. I think they are sincere. But then again, it is also apparent that they are more upset about not getting paid more for being mocked than for being mocked.

What anyone in the gay community who is worried about this film needs to keep in mind is that being satirized is to be further synthesized into the culture (regardless of whether that synthesis should still be an issue in this culture). Can anyone really think that a baby being picked up at an airport luggage roundabout will be taken as documentary footage... by anyone who isn't hopelessly lost anyway?

Posted by: David Poland [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 12:16 PM

Well, in anything people can view something and not take away the artist's intent. It can sometimes be solved by being more heavy handed about delivering the message. Some of Spike Lee's films and Crash come to mind. In a non-offensive example, a lot of women really loved Braveheart because of "Mel's character avenging his new bride's death." When a lot of guys would think "WTF?! That's a small portion of it. He was really acting out of the principals of liberty and sovereignty."

I would think a more likely concern would be not so much creating animosity towards gays as validating those feelings that may already be present. "Look, if those big Hllywd studios and movie stars can make millions off of it, what's wrong w/my little jokes?" kind of thing.

Posted by: Triple Option [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2009 05:44 PM

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